Thirsty like a fish

Real fucking thirsty

I haven't been laid in 14mon's.. I'm thirsty like a fish!

by mrevoix May 3, 2021

Thirsty hamster

Sucking a dick in the shower to achieve more hydration and to please your partner simultaneously

Oh you're going to shower. Im feelin like a thirsty hamster...

Dude she thirsty hamstered me last night.

by Littlemisssuccubus December 15, 2025

Dirty thirsty hamster

The woman lays on her back across the bed as the guy stands over her presenting his penis like a hamster cage bottle does for a hamster only she’s upside down (dirty). And she sucks the penis in that position.

“Yo bro that girl was filth, she gave me the dirty thirsty hamster last night.”

by Williwaker_5 April 13, 2025

Thirsty

Larry

Larry is thirsty

by Usksjsh May 28, 2025

Ups thirsty Thursday

A secret code originated by the teamsters back in the 1970s, forcing every ups driver to have sex with a least one person of the same sex, the last Thursday of every month, twice in the month of June, to help celebrate juneteeth. a driver will be terminated immediately for not following protocol. Any driver that has completed the amazing feat of sexually servicing every customer on there route, will get to go to a sporting event of their choice and all the beverages they can enjoy! Ups thirsty Thursday was lit!!!

Yo mountain, congrats on completing that amazing feat!!! Bud lite at the vols game on me!!! It's ups thirsty Thursday bitches!!!

by Lilrichard123 May 10, 2023

Thirsty shark

When a man travels to a tropical place and discovers a deep sexual desire for another man or group of men. A Thirsty shark is often associated with a straight male turned twink.

My friend Tyler is a Thirsty Shark.

by Trevor Johnson May 16, 2023

The thirsties

When you have smoked marijuana and you have unquenchable thirst.

Damn, on 4/20 I had a serious case of the thirsties.

by 420rdogg September 10, 2023