Thirsty

Larry

Larry is thirsty

by Usksjsh May 28, 2025

thirsty hampster

When a guy lays across an open sunroof and gets their dick sucked like a hampster drinking water from a spout.

I was a thirsty hampster and gave my boyfriend a blowjob in his car.

by MrDavch February 25, 2024

thirsty hamster

a humorous sexual act in which a man lays across the roof of a car with his penis hanging through the sunroof while his partner gives him oral sex, resembling the act of a hamster drinking from a sipper water bottle.

The Thirsty Hamster Sunroof Thing, also known as The Hamster Thing or Sunroof Hamster Trend, is defined as a humorous sexual act in which a man lays across the roof of a car with his penis hanging through the sunroof while his partner gives him oral sex, resembling the act of a hamster drinking from a sipper water bottle.

Oh you a freak? Let me lay over your sunroof and you can act like a thirsty hamster.

by DirtyMyrtle994 May 15, 2024

Blood Thirsty Mama

An overly eager and vulgar woman seeking a younger, more supple partner. Use it to replace the term Cougar.

This bar is full of blood thirsty mama’s.

by FranAnnPan January 10, 2021

Thirsty Hoe

A Thirsty Hoe is someone who aggressively pursues sex and wealth, often disregarding meaningful relationships and personal integrity. They're known for their relentless chase of instant gratification, moving swiftly from one target to the next without a backward glance.

As soon as he got a glimpse of the celebrity lifestyle, he turned into a thirsty hoe, forgetting all his old friends and values.

by Saikonaut December 21, 2023

Thirsty

ashton irwin let me eat that ass like a
fucking sausage mcgrittle with extra
maple syrup id tear that shit up i'd say
some SLORMP on that BITCH you feel
me? your knees could be the apple pie on
the side id munch munch that shit and
wash it down with a cold glass of my tears

Tweet: ashton irwin let me eat that ass like a
fucking sausage mcgrittle with extra
maple syrup id tear that shit up i'd say
some SLORMP on that BITCH you feel
me? your knees could be the apple pie on
the side id munch munch that shit and
wash it down with a cold glass of my tears

Calum: That is the definition of thirsty..

by Ima female dumb dumb September 26, 2022

thirsty whore

What his girlfriends cousin comments on his picture accusing his 2 female best friends for throwing themselves at him despite his girlfriend

Female friend 1: "dem veins tho"
Cousin: "do these thirsty Whore's know u have a girlfriend?"
Male: "she doesn't have to know she goes to a different school"

by Anonymous0920 March 21, 2017