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Bar Wipe

The classic spaghetti western-style saloon fight move when one wipes the bar down with another person (preferably face first), effectively cleaning the bar top of all inanimate objects.
Guy #1: "So did you knock that drunk dude out?"
Guy #2: "Nah, he was way too drunk so I just gave him the ol' Bar Wipe."
by Martyr0ne June 8, 2018
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jabba-wipe

A woman who is addicted to having sex with obese men.
Steve, the only girl in this room who’d fuck your fat-ass would be a jabba-wipe like Ashley.
by Skankaflank May 13, 2022
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Dunk and wipe

Coined by the famous auto detailer. “the pepper” The dunk and wipe is once your done pooping you flush, then dunk the toilet paper in clean toilet water and wipe.
After wiping I still didn’t feel clean, so I did the dunk and wipe.
by King s a l a m I May 20, 2022
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Wipe Mentality

Referring to video game culture, Wipe Mentality is the state of mind at which a player sees all gear and loot as expendable, due to the fact that all of it will be inevitability lost when the server wipe occurs; reseting and destroying all equipment, weapons, and stats the player has worked so hard for and ultimately putting it to waste.

In this state, the risk of losing items is not of any significance to a player who has a Wipe Mentality.
P00pMan420: "Why are you using all your good gear?"
EpicHero4: "Bro wipe is in 5 hours, keep that Wipe Mentality rn. we gotta use it all before wipe."
P00pMan420: oh damn i thought it was next week!
by pisspoop4930 February 7, 2021
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No Wipe 2021

The year of the No Wipe. No one wipes their asshole 2021, everyone trusts their asshole to be clean and proper this year.
Person 1: “bro why do you smell like shit?”

Person 2: “sorry bro, it’s no wipe 2021.”
by Cockboy Flanders May 25, 2021
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free-wiping

Using the left hand to clean oneself, also known as "free-wiping," is a traditional practice in some cultures, particularly in regions where water is the primary cleaning method. It is important to wash hands thoroughly with soap and water afterward to maintain hygiene.

There are potential benefits to this practice, such as reducing paper waste and costs and putting less strain on sewage treatment plants.
During the pandemic, my girlfriend and I ran out of toilet paper, so we had to resort to free-wiping. :(
by AkashicRecord April 18, 2023
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dick wipe

A brand of dispossible towels designed to be used to wipe your penis after a messy ejaculation when your lover is not allowing to suck excess semen from your face, and no blinds/bedclothes/curtians are at hand to fill this roll. Constructed from 100% cotton for that nice soft delicate penis wiping experience, and comes in a large range of aromatic and pleasing-to-the-nose smells...
''Aww shit, It's everywhere, Man I wish id bought a DICK WIPE
by James Foxhall May 13, 2005
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