Alex: Man why are you always so salty!
Jason: Salt salt salt salt salt!
Alex: Calm down! No need to be a Salt Boy!
Jason: Salt salt salt salt salt!
Alex: Calm down! No need to be a Salt Boy!
by fat guy on your roof March 28, 2015
Get the Salt Boymug. A solution designed to spray away those pesky mongrels ruining your fun who cling to their prey like leeches, which are the basis for the concentration of salt. It is extremely useful when travelling and the pesky rodents try to suck your fun out of you.
by Fixinator March 7, 2005
Get the liquid saltmug. When u walk around in winter after they spray salt on all the roads for ice to melt (because salt lowers freezing point of water) - Ur shoes suede, leather, rubber doesn't matter starts developing this gross, custy, while line all over them from the salt
by samer_exodos May 24, 2016
Get the salt linemug. A person in a multiplayer game who always gets their way, and will proceed to keep switching to cheap characters/ characters deliberately and will proceed to adopt any annoying playstyle to get their way.
That Salt Switcher kept changing because I killed him once.
Salt Switchers are so easily angered man.
Salt Switchers are so easily angered man.
by kk5dire April 4, 2021
Get the Salt Switchermug. The act of receiving oral sex from a person that is sobbing.
The term describes the salty tears that land on the testicles of the receiver.
The term describes the salty tears that land on the testicles of the receiver.
"Bro Janessa was giving me head and I wanted to try Salting the eggs, so I reminded her how her fucking dog died last week, best head I've ever had."
by Niko the slicko September 16, 2021
Get the Salting the eggsmug. "Poor young lad, should've never snorted santa's salt."
Timothy: ooooOOOOOHHH MY GOOOODDD
Barbara: Tim, what's wrong?
Timothy: YEAAAAAAAHHHH
Barbara: Why are you sprinting?
Timothy: MMMMMMMM WAAAHHHHH...feels gooood...BA
Timothy: ooooOOOOOHHH MY GOOOODDD
Barbara: Tim, what's wrong?
Timothy: YEAAAAAAAHHHH
Barbara: Why are you sprinting?
Timothy: MMMMMMMM WAAAHHHHH...feels gooood...BA
by Big Manu January 22, 2008
Get the santa's saltmug. 