zombie position

When I girl lies down, doesn’t move, and gets eaten.

I’m tired, hope hubby doesn’t mind me in zombie position.

by opalcala January 15, 2020

[Proud Position]

A same position you do all the time without knowing. Your signature posture.

My cat does this same position all the time. She puts her front paws underneath her chest and then goes to sleep. She looks like she looks proud and confident. Doggy style position may be your favorite position and you feel proud! "I'm in my proud position in bed!"

by GoGo Kitty January 16, 2009

positive pablo

A person that always thinks positively and brings the good side of things into view.

Man that guy is such a positive pablo, he makes taking the trash out fun!

by smellietoe June 21, 2010

Positive Confrontation

A b.s. catchphrase used by HR folks. Coined by an author who wanted to sound smart and sell books. The phrase is currently popular among HR folks who want to sound trendy.

You should welcome positive confrontation among teammates.
I would like to positively confront all HR people who use this stupid phrase and tell them it's a bunch of shit.

by GrammaAnna December 02, 2019

The Other Position

Used to describe The other sexual position, whether it is your favorite or your most hated position. Can also be ones favorite while being the others most hated position. Were most commonly being the males favorite whilst being the female most dreaded position.

Cory:Listen bitch after I get done putting these mushroom tattoos on your forehead, turn over to The other position so I can lick your Puerto Rican asshole.

Lindsey: I hate the other position were he tries to twist me up like a pretzel, because he thinks somehow his 3 inch dick will feel more like its 4 inches. All you bitches know what I mean.

If my feet was meant to be behind my ears. They would have grown there.

by Imadumbass December 22, 2013

Yardbird Position

In reference to a sprinkler that waters your lawn in a circle. Same idea with the "Yardbird Position." While at her house in the living room. Have sex standing up. Right as you orgasm throw her to the couch & start spinning around like the sprinkler. Throwing sperm all over the room. Reference the song "You Spin Me Right Round." Try It!

Really made a mess of her house doing the Yardbird Position.

by Par64Tat August 29, 2014

Dude Positive

Dude Positive is a descriptor for people who are fine with being referred to as dude.

1:"Are you dude positive?"
2:"Yeah, you can call me dude"

by Calvin:"^) April 06, 2021