Nonce

Pedophile. Someone who likes to touch kids

Jack said: TOM HANN GO PLAY HOPSCOTCH IN THE RAILWAY YOU NONCE!

by Everyone at skinners January 31, 2018

Nonce

A person who still plays fortnite who is over the age of 16

-you know jimmy down the road he’s such a nonce

-why mate

-because he’s 20 and he still plays fortnite

by Anonymous 20001 January 21, 2021

Massive nonce

A massive nonce is a man that you would usually find behind your local Tesco who really likes children.

Alexander: Do you know Tony? David: Yeah he's the one who's a massive nonce right?

by sigma sugma September 8, 2021

Nonce

Someone who spends too much time studying and not enough time outdoors

That guy is such a nonce, touch grass!

by gary):&/&/ November 30, 2023

Nonce

A sket who touches kids

“Your a hoe”
“No u nonce”

by Himyweaveisgone March 18, 2019

Blondie nonce

A white nonce that loves girls and is a real player especially turned on around kids under the age of 12. Can also be known as a jake as well.

Your such a jake. Blondie nonce

by Chaludaboy13 March 23, 2020

nonce

an extremely kind and thoughtful person who is always looking out for people.

I love being called a nonce, it really makes my day.

by TheWiseEnglishMan February 25, 2023