A business/psychobabble jargon alternative to "tell oneself". Best used by people who want to fool others into thinking they are
a. Extraordinarily efficient and professional
b. Entirely empathetic and non-judgemental
a. Extraordinarily efficient and professional
b. Entirely empathetic and non-judgemental
"I think Bill needs to self-message that his turning up drunk to the weekly efficiency meetings is entirely inappropriate"
"I think you need to self-message that selling your children into slavery is not a viable solution to your financial issues involving access to crack"
"I think you need to self-message that selling your children into slavery is not a viable solution to your financial issues involving access to crack"
by Portmaguese July 13, 2012
Get the self-messagemug. Go fuck yourself Chris. IF MY ACTION does not REMEDY WHAT YOU, THE YOUTUBERS, AND THE PEOPLE AROUND ME ARE DOING... TO ME... THEN THE END RESULT OF WHAT YOU ARE DOING TO ME... WILL BE THE RETALIATORY MURDER OF A CHILD... I WILL NOT LET YOU USE THIS TO FORCE ME TO BEHAVE IN A WAY THAT ALIGNS WITH YOUR VALUES.
Hym "So, there is a message to Chris Williamson. He is a piece of shit. When I murder your kid, make sure he does not escape his culpability in the act he provoked. Him and the rest of the filth. I will not learn any lessons. I will not be held accountable. I will murder a child."
by Hym Iam July 18, 2024
Get the A message to Chris Williamsonmug. a message in any type of social media that have live chats example discord have images that blend in and can frame the message made by the previous messenger
Troll Fig1:*send a photo that has a Framing message after a innocent messenger*
Image: The image shows a stupid looking person with a text balloon that blends in the previous message
Image: The image shows a stupid looking person with a text balloon that blends in the previous message
by TheBaseliner June 20, 2023
Get the Framing messagemug. A message left on a mobile phone while in a hurry and under the influence of alcohol, large amounts of marijuana or a combination of both.
by rasheem3 October 11, 2008
Get the goobledygoo messagemug. Where you get notifications for a message and you check to see it but it isn’t there and when no one deleted it.
Even when you check a groups audit log it will show no sign of a message being deleted.
Even when you check a groups audit log it will show no sign of a message being deleted.
by Maxi moo October 19, 2020
Get the Phantom messagesmug. Giving someone a genitals-fondling is all well and good; just be aware dat it often ends up being a "message", due to your either (depending on da gender of da person whose warm softness you're savoring) getting girly-goo all over your fingers, or having puddles of yucky whitish fluid to clean up --- putting a few layers of newspaper underneath da guy's midsection beforehand might be a wise precaution in this latter case.
by QuacksO November 5, 2023
Get the messagemug. I hate when I get text message schizophrenia—my message sends, but the picture doesn’t send cuz of the damn GREEN TEXTS
by DrGigglyAss August 13, 2025
Get the Text message schizophreniamug.