by Colonel Fucking Mexico November 30, 2015
by THE MANDALORIAN 27 January 22, 2021
The alleged psychotic gunman that went on a shooting rampage in January 2011. Characterized as being a virgin, talking in circles and simple riddles, and shaving all the hair off his head.
by The Simpletonian January 18, 2011
On a poorly written commercial with bad actors...
Girlfran #1: OMG Gurrrl He went to Jared!
Girlfran #2: What?
Girlfran #1: Gurrrl! He went to Jared! He bought me diamonds!
Girlfran #2: Is that some attempted universal symbol for proposing? If it is then it's retarded and isn't going to catch on. In fact I doubt that people who actually got stuff from there say that. So shut up.
Girlfran #1: ...
Girlfran #1: OMG Gurrrl He went to Jared!
Girlfran #2: What?
Girlfran #1: Gurrrl! He went to Jared! He bought me diamonds!
Girlfran #2: Is that some attempted universal symbol for proposing? If it is then it's retarded and isn't going to catch on. In fact I doubt that people who actually got stuff from there say that. So shut up.
Girlfran #1: ...
by jkbena612 December 22, 2009
My Nigga Jared is a very nice, calm, and intellectual human being. Working at local pizza parlor as a delivery man, and graduating from a high school that doesn't exist he also had a infant child born into life while he was a Junior in High School. With a degree in Weed, and the Art of Smoking and being a Freeloader he has made many invaluable life choices with his family and Girlfriend.
My Nigga Jared is Raw AF.
by McLovin,Benchek July 23, 2017
He is a person of great interest
Exellent boyfriend materail and lover
Over a size 10 dick size
Very succesful
Lovable
Funny
Atheltic
Extremly loyal to his lover
Very tall and big built but not fat
Great hair
Exellent boyfriend materail and lover
Over a size 10 dick size
Very succesful
Lovable
Funny
Atheltic
Extremly loyal to his lover
Very tall and big built but not fat
Great hair
by Charles 7011 March 04, 2017
A proud resident of Boston, Massachusetts; that was given the name of Jared from his mother. He may find information about anyone mostly from Porn Hub advertisements listing things about you. He claims to be retired, but he can get information quickly from his discord server of minions. He still lives with his mother… location is unknown. Some suspect he is still in Boston Massachusetts. If you hear from him, please report it.
Someone: “How do you know where i live and who i live with Jared from Boston?”
Jared from Boston: “I found it in a Porn Hub Advertisement.”
Jared from Boston: “I found it in a Porn Hub Advertisement.”
by Josh From Pittsburgh October 23, 2023