"Mr. Basset" grabbed the chihuahua by the collar, shook it into unconsciousness, and then drove his huge red tadger into the chihuahua's rump.
"My basset hound is gay," said Oscar, as the chihuahua's owner let out a small cry and collapsed.
"My basset hound is gay," said Oscar, as the chihuahua's owner let out a small cry and collapsed.
by scodder June 3, 2010
Get the my basset hound is gay mug.During sexual intercourse the male shover his penis really far up the womens vagina that she starts crying and wimpering like a dog.
by Kyle tooth November 11, 2010
Get the German Blood Hound mug.Rob: Why is there vaseline in your glove box?
Roy: I use it at stop lights.
Rob: Use it for what?
Roy: I got a spare couple of minutes, might as well spend it by Helping the Hairless Hound Steal the Nuts from the Withered Old Man by the Stinkhole.
Rob: Is that supposed to mean jerking off.
Roy: If you want to be crude about it, then yes, you fucking cunt.
Roy: I use it at stop lights.
Rob: Use it for what?
Roy: I got a spare couple of minutes, might as well spend it by Helping the Hairless Hound Steal the Nuts from the Withered Old Man by the Stinkhole.
Rob: Is that supposed to mean jerking off.
Roy: If you want to be crude about it, then yes, you fucking cunt.
by theDarkShow October 23, 2010
Get the Helping the Hairless Hound Steal the Nuts from the Withered Old Man by the Stinkhole mug.An extreme cheapskate or cheapass. A person who is constantly looking for free things, to the point of being aggravating. They are not merely trying to save money in a tough economic period, they are simply cheap. They will go on a few dates with people who they are not genuinely interested in, solely for the chance of getting free dinners. They go to seminars, sales pitches, and real estate open houses just for free snacks and appetizers. They attempt to take multiple free samples from the restaurant people in food courts at malls. They steal coupons for free items from newspapers and magazines.
Lana asked Kevin to sit through a thirty-minute sale pitch about timeshares so they could get a $15 gift card for McDonald's and not have to pay for dinner afterward. Kevin suspected that she might be a free hound.
by CoyoteWolf12 April 21, 2014
Get the free hound mug.Acting primarily on instinct or impulse rather than reason or deliberation; lacking thoughtful judgment or self-restraint.
Characterized by behavior that appears irrational, reckless, or driven by base motivations.
Characterized by behavior that appears irrational, reckless, or driven by base motivations.
His dual-hounded reaction to the slightest provocation often turned minor disagreements into full-blown confrontations.
by Smenck and Jeffrythefish99 October 18, 2025
Get the dual-hounded mug.A person who is actively interested in the topic of incest.
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A person who is actively involved in incestous activity.
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A person who is actively involved in incestous activity.
My friend Hikaru is a huge fan of Incest anime & literature. He's a cest hound alright.
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The Roman emperor Caligula had sex with several of his family members, he sure was a cest hound.
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The Roman emperor Caligula had sex with several of his family members, he sure was a cest hound.
by Big Billy D. May 27, 2018
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