"Mr. Basset" grabbed the chihuahua by the collar, shook it into unconsciousness, and then drove his huge red tadger into the chihuahua's rump.
"My basset hound is gay," said Oscar, as the chihuahua's owner let out a small cry and collapsed.
"My basset hound is gay," said Oscar, as the chihuahua's owner let out a small cry and collapsed.
by scodder June 3, 2010
Get the my basset hound is gaymug. During sexual intercourse the male shover his penis really far up the womens vagina that she starts crying and wimpering like a dog.
by Kyle tooth November 11, 2010
Get the German Blood Houndmug. Rob: Why is there vaseline in your glove box?
Roy: I use it at stop lights.
Rob: Use it for what?
Roy: I got a spare couple of minutes, might as well spend it by Helping the Hairless Hound Steal the Nuts from the Withered Old Man by the Stinkhole.
Rob: Is that supposed to mean jerking off.
Roy: If you want to be crude about it, then yes, you fucking cunt.
Roy: I use it at stop lights.
Rob: Use it for what?
Roy: I got a spare couple of minutes, might as well spend it by Helping the Hairless Hound Steal the Nuts from the Withered Old Man by the Stinkhole.
Rob: Is that supposed to mean jerking off.
Roy: If you want to be crude about it, then yes, you fucking cunt.
by theDarkShow October 23, 2010
Get the Helping the Hairless Hound Steal the Nuts from the Withered Old Man by the Stinkholemug. "Any man dies with a clean sword, I'll rape his fucking corpse!"
A classic example of a threat to perform an act of Hounding, as delivered eloquently by the Hound himself.
A classic example of a threat to perform an act of Hounding, as delivered eloquently by the Hound himself.
by bigbuttscantlie69 March 29, 2021
Get the Houndingmug. A term to describe a younger male who is trying to get with a much older, desperate (probably getting divorced) female for "Netflix and Chill" type of scenarios and the female is into it.
I saw Tom trying to get a phone number of a semi attractive lady in line who is twice his age. Tom is always doing that, he is a Silver Fox Hound!
by TinyDefs March 21, 2025
Get the Silver Fox Houndmug. Someone who, like a fiend for drugs, craves credit for like a wild honey badger craves honey. Sneaky, conniving, and duplicitous one should do all they can do to avoid their credit thieving ways.
"Yo Mike W.. I saw this great movie I think you would like called 'Citizen Kane'. Want to watch it together " - Bob C.
"Nah Homie, I saw it back in 1939 way before it hit theaters. Told everyone it was going to be pretty tight too." Mike w.
"Mike you are 34 years old, it is 2019 and the movie came out in 1941. You are such a CREDIT HOUND!" Bob C.
"Tough cookies. Can't help it if I have great taste." Mike W.
"Nah Homie, I saw it back in 1939 way before it hit theaters. Told everyone it was going to be pretty tight too." Mike w.
"Mike you are 34 years old, it is 2019 and the movie came out in 1941. You are such a CREDIT HOUND!" Bob C.
"Tough cookies. Can't help it if I have great taste." Mike W.
by Big Gay Tony November 29, 2019
Get the Credit Houndmug. Slop hound a nasty slut that does any thing for a pack of cigarettes behind a dumpster at ur local truck stop
by Stinkiskon October 29, 2017
Get the Slop houndmug.