The basement guard effect

The basement guard effect- when you talk too much to, or about tbg where your autocorrect changes “tbh” to “tbg”

- Tbg, crocheting is superior to knitting

- did you mean “tbh” ?
- shit yeah the basement guard effect finally got to me

by HornyMothBoi March 22, 2024

Goldstream Guards

LSSAH's allied code name.

"the Goldstream Guards surrendered to US forces in the Steyr area on 8 May 1945"

by Socksssss February 23, 2024

color guard hoe

a bitch that does not shut the fuck up about their winterguard/colorguard season. also known as me.

Hey we got first place at our show last weekend!
No one fucking asked, god you’re such a color guard hoe.

by c4an November 4, 2022

Tard Guard

Slang for a special education teacher

Person: Look at the tard guard over there.

by JackAttack1U November 19, 2024

South Color Guard

They're part of the famous Jaguar Pride marching band. And they're pretty much known to be the hottest group of girls at the school, other than the dance team. Also, just about half of them are known to be loved by one particular section. While LOTS of drama and scandal happens every week, they still come together and perform their very best in the end. The band members are proud to call them apart of the band.

That one particular section: The south color guard is soooo hot!

Other band member: Yeah. Have you seen them perform?? They're AMAZING!!

by AnonymousBaritone:) October 31, 2011

Fear of life guards

Lifeguphobia, the fear of teenagers who scream, whistle at you and ruin your fun during the funnest time of the year ( fear of lifeguards )

Sally had lifeguphobia fear of life guards , so we had to go to a public pool

by Gabriella colon January 23, 2023

Guarded (GuardedFarted) (GuardedRetarded)

Guarded is very hot. Very sexy. Immesnely sexy. Dar sucks.

WHY IS Guarded (GuardedFarted) (GuardedRetarded) SO HOT.

by SomeRealFishJuice June 17, 2021