Upon arriving to the correctional facility for a conjugal visit , I was subjected to a cavity search by a turtle farmer.
by Kattpisseverdeen March 05, 2015
The hottest person you will ever lye your eyes on she is the kindest soul you will meet, her eyes sparkle like the sun hitting the grass on a cool augest, she has a heart of a teddy bear and the soul of a care bear, but she is as feisty as a lion and her anger issues are an issue but her love and warmth is unberable her weirdness is loveable, she is the most amazing soul in the world
by Harry styles.. June 29, 2021
An individual who works hard to collect unwanted, discarded and smoked cigarettes. Their only goal in life is to clean up our streets and consolidate their spoils into free cigarettes
by Joe from Oshawa eh September 22, 2019
A hot hoe with a nice body and has a really good personality. Sometimes slutty but people like when she flirts
Gracie Farmer is a stud
by Kool Kind Kid June 07, 2016
Farmer’s lube is the act of using grease that’s usually used to lubricate farm equipment, for sexual intercourse. It isn’t exactly slick and probably won’t feel amazing but it’s a rite of passage as you can never be real farmer until you’ve done this.
Her: did you bring lube?
Him: nah I brought farmer’s glide
Her: for fucksake Jim, we’re not that poor
Him: nah I brought farmer’s glide
Her: for fucksake Jim, we’re not that poor
by Luwelyn.moss May 04, 2023
Medal farmers is a special term for participants from People‘s Republic of China, they don't deserve the name of athletes.
by NOKKI_FAYDEN July 25, 2021
by spud farmer September 02, 2021