Extensional crisis

Something you have when you fail to do something easy as hell, and you feel like a piece of trash

Mom:"what did you do to the food?!"
Me:"I burnt it with a candle"
Mom:"what"

Me:"What's the meaning of life"
Mom:"oh not an extensional crisis again..."

by BoopBopBish May 29, 2021

Foo Crisis

A crisis that isn't. Usually surrounded or created out of drama.
a crisis where in hind sight wasn't as bad as you thought when in the moment.

looking back at all those challenges i can see it was just a foo crisis.

by Ghiakarl July 6, 2011

energy crisis

An energy crisis is the noticeable price increase of energy resources. It usually refers to the shortage of oil. It can also refer to a shortage of electricity or other natural resources.

Barack Obama is working with the E.E.R.E. to help soften the blow of the energy crisis.

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More terrifying that terrorists: the energy crisis.

by BeckerBoy87 April 22, 2009

crisis envy

to seek attention by identifying with another's crisis , particularly when there is no immediate threat of danger to the person co-opting the crisis.

Kathy is on Facebook again telling everyone how hard it is dealing with the wildfires, she's no where near the incident, her crisis envy is out of control.

by nikos68 October 15, 2017

Studonomic Crisis

The act of being a broke ass student.

I can't go out tonight, on account of the studonomic crisis I am in.

by MeatLocker November 3, 2014

.9.You will be too busy taking care of what is in front of you this week to get worked up about what may be going on at a distance. Charity begins at home, so be kind to yourself and find ways to resolve a personal crisis.9.

.9.you will be too busy taking care of what is in front of you this week to get worked up about what may be going on at a distance. Charity begins at home, so be kind to yourself and find ways to resolve a personal crisis.9.

.9.you will be too busy taking care of what is in front of you this week to get worked up about what may be going on at a distance. Charity begins at home, so be kind to yourself and find ways to resolve a personal crisis.9.

by .03.4.3.0.ehayusalulA.3.4.3.0. July 28, 2025

crisis barnacle

Someones who manufactures a crisis as an excuse to attach themselves to others.

The office crisis barnacle's parasitic grip on the boss tightened with her every phony squeal for help.

by snakeplisskent July 19, 2019