Two men stare each other deep in the eyes and masturbate. The first one to ejaculate loses and will be forced to finish the other man off.
"Hey Craig, our Cuban Missile Crisis last night was crazy. I can't belief I came first, my arms are so sore."
by YourBoiSwaggyJ December 12, 2018
Get the Cuban Missile Crisismug. We may also be faking a health crisis... Maybe the assburger sex cult thing hit a little too close to home and that's why everyone is so desperate to pretend this isn't happening! Ha!
by Hym Iam February 23, 2023
Get the Health crisismug. by setting66 October 31, 2021
Get the national identity crisis-daymug. When a bisexual person starts dating someone new and has an identity crisis about whether they are straight or gay, when really, they are bisexual.
"When I was dating Erica, I felt like a lesbian, but now that I'm dating Scott, I feel like a fake gay!" said the girl who is a 3 on the Kinsey scale. Her friends who were 0s and 6s on the Kinsey scale did not understand. Later she realized she was having a bidentity crisis, and she was in fact, not a gay or a "fake gay", but just a normal bisexual.
by obligatory_pseudonym November 10, 2021
Get the Bidentity crisismug. An overused word. Not everything that is called a crisis really is. The coronavirus is not the bubonic plague, yet the media treats it as the same kind of thing so that everybody will panic and lose their minds.
Not everybody needed support the way thee bubbly girl did, after all, not everybody lived their life like it was a crisis, or tried to make everyone else's life a crisis, or add another setback to their life for them to overcome.
by The Original Agahnim June 22, 2021
Get the Crisismug. person 1-whys that woman yelling at those kids.
person 2-probably menopause.
person 3-nah man shes going through her pre-death crisis.
person 2-probably menopause.
person 3-nah man shes going through her pre-death crisis.
by mommymilkers;) December 5, 2021
Get the pre-death crisismug. The definition of tol, dark, and beautiful, with fabulous hair and good fashion sense. Is initially quiet and very intimidating due to her resting bitch face armor, which she wears when going into the daily battle of social interactions with her peers. But underneath it she’s a sweet, kind, and caring—if not a tad awkward—person who is an insanely awesome and loyal friend. She’s a mad genius when it comes to intellectual pursuits and works harder than your boomer grandpa who pulled himself up by the bootstraps. Is well-practiced in the art of savagery; be cautious when engaging in banter with her. Her masterful and witty comebacks have earned her the moniker Crispy, a reference to the way she thoroughly roasts any poor sap attempting to best her.
Whoa dude, how’d you get those third-degree burns? Ohh, you crossed Crisy. It all makes sense now
Damn is that Crisy? You think she’ll accept my househusband application?
Damn is that Crisy? You think she’ll accept my househusband application?
by bangttaeng January 6, 2022
Get the Crisymug.