Crab-Herps

1. An illness which involves pubic lice, a.k.a. crabs, which have herpes. Most likely found on those who choose not to shower.

2. What you tell someone your ex has.

Dwayne: Man, yo so dirtay, your crabs got the herps.
Shawn: you got the "Crab-Herps" from the girl down the hall, too?

by civic_90 April 20, 2009

crab noise

A noise that a crab makes

Man did you hear that crab it was making a crazy crab noise *crab noise*

by bingobitch December 24, 2018

Crab Douche

An enormous jerk or asshole.

Stop being such a crab douche

by Rictifyer January 2, 2011

Crab Coochie

The crab coochie is located where the crab’s legs come together. There may be one crab coochie or many. Either way, the crab coochie holds an abundance of sweet meat you can only truly experience with your tongue and hot butter.

Did you see Conley working that crab coochie at dinner last night? She was working it.

Last night I was beard deep in crab coochie and that melted butter put me over the top.

by Roger's Not Here January 2, 2023

crab pants

the crab is in you pants

crab: i want a home
person: im at a beach time to relaxe
crab: *climes in pants*
person: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa theres a crab in my dam pants
crab pants is when a crab is in your pants

by Crab cum person May 25, 2019

crab cradle

female genitalia, referring specifically to the pubic hair region

The stripper's thong was so tight, the outline of her crab cradle was clearly visible.

by lexpez August 29, 2005

sandy crab

when you are having sex on the beach and the guy throws sand in the girls vagina and continues on having sex

laura just got the worst sandy crab from frickie last night at the beach

by jeneatmyass September 12, 2006