A female with many physical flaws that makes her undesirable to most or almost all, but very desirable to her admirer, based solely on her personality, loyalty, and/or sexual attributes.
Friend: Dude, why did you agree to date that girl? She has no teeth, she's overweight, and has body odor.
Me: Yeah but she can make my toes curl when she gets me off, she's my Chan Chu Toad.
Me: Yeah but she can make my toes curl when she gets me off, she's my Chan Chu Toad.
by CookUL8R February 14, 2024
Get the Chan Chu Toadmug. Refers to smoking refer. Derived from a term it rhymes with, 'sneak a toke' which is to smoke weed from a small metal pipe that looks like a cigarette (sneaky). Term created to be used inconspicuously or in public.
Teacher: Why are you late?
Student: I had to soak the toad.
Teacher: Um...Go sit down.
Student: (sits down) hehe arrrrrrrrrrright!
Student: I had to soak the toad.
Teacher: Um...Go sit down.
Student: (sits down) hehe arrrrrrrrrrright!
by m4st3r g1bs January 24, 2011
Get the soak the toadmug. by Γαπδθμ Λφπ Δдялειг April 3, 2021
Get the Toad Toy Storemug. by anonymous February 4, 2025
Get the toad squishingmug. an insult describing someone who is unpleasant to be around. It can also be used to describe a disgustingly lazy person.
Toads are disgusting and loaf is used to describe laziness.
Basically a more creative way to say slob.
Toads are disgusting and loaf is used to describe laziness.
Basically a more creative way to say slob.
by Rebbecca Bird December 25, 2018
Get the toad loafmug. 
When your team mate gives you a massive tow down the back straight of Formula 1 Crypto.com Miami Grand Prix
by anonymous September 23, 2024
Get the Toadmug.