soak the toad

Refers to smoking refer. Derived from a term it rhymes with, 'sneak a toke' which is to smoke weed from a small metal pipe that looks like a cigarette (sneaky). Term created to be used inconspicuously or in public.
Teacher: Why are you late?
Student: I had to soak the toad.
Teacher: Um...Go sit down.
Student: (sits down) hehe arrrrrrrrrrright!
by m4st3r g1bs January 20, 2011
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toad poker

A mentally incompetent human being that would rather poke toad with a stick than function like a normal human in society.
Joe Biden is a toad poker.
by Bob 72 May 21, 2021
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toads flagpole

In the pornographic film "Super Mario and the 7 bitches" Toad met up with his bitches and pumped them so hard. In this specific scene wii get to see Toads dick nick named "flagpole". This is different from your life because you get no bitches, I bet this is why your dad left you.
suck my toads flagpole
by MAG2.5 June 08, 2023
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Frog eating toad

Someone who is stupid and annoying
Person1: what do u think about rakeisha
Person 2: she is such a frog eating toad
by Oof.nope November 11, 2018
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toad squishing

Toad squishing is when a man poops in his hand and masturbates.
"ill be there in a minute. Let me finish toad squishing. "
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Toad

A deliverer of bad news, usually when you’ve come a long way and don’t need it.
by Big Cocks That Have Hands November 19, 2018
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toad

a small creature that lives on the moon. Often visits earth to eat. If you ever see one in person, you likely wont be able to tell the tale.
by XxBlueEyesGodTTVxX December 15, 2021
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