dirt floor poor

Dort floor poor means so poor that you can't have anything nicer than a dirt floor. Usually someone who is dirt floor poor lives in a cinderblock house with a roof that has at least 6 holes in it. No glass in the windows.
That girl is perfect for me. She's dirt floor poor. Her clothes are already falling off and since I'm regular poor she thinks I live like a king. Just like the way a woman should be.
by Seth anderson 2020 June 23, 2022
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Poor man's Plato

Jesus.
Refers to the fact that the teachings of Jesus are just rehashed Greek philosophy. Hence the god of the New Testament is somewhat more tolerant than the belligerent god of the Old Testament.
Listen here MC Hammer, don't you lecture me with your crazy religious beliefs, your Jesus was nothing but a poor man's Plato!
by neroismyhero October 30, 2009
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Poor Orange Trash

Poor white trash that voted for Donald J. Trump for President in 2016 and swear they have “nothing against black people.”
by Uncle H January 16, 2019
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Poor Man's Yogurt

Hank: Man that girl's a freak she swallowed my Poor Man's Yogurt.
Brian: Damn bro she is a freka.
by margsanger May 29, 2016
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poor man's hotdog

The poor man's hotdog is a term used when one has ran out of hotdog buns and does not have the funds to purchase more so you eat it with bread instead.
Damn we ran out of buns again looks like i have to make the good old fashion poor man's hotdog.
by dickkickem500 June 15, 2017
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Poor Man's Million

Jim-bob's uncle died and left him a poor man's million, so he went to Vegas and doubled it up playing blackjack.
by brothersister_creativity August 08, 2018
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