primary pooper

a nickname given to Asher, an alter from The A System on TikTok. On Twitch, one alter went to the bathroom and Asher came back. Therefore creating the nickname “primary pooper”
Asher is the primary pooper

The primary pooper is fronting
The primary pooper will be back
by amandaloves1d8 August 29, 2021
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surrogate pooper

Surrogate pooper: A person who is designated to poo for you through their own rectum. Surrogate poopers are sought after and requested to come to the aid of friends after anal surgery when surgeons tell the rectally challenged to continue to have "normal" bowel movements after their anus has been surgically altered (this function has the pain equivalent of delivering a baby through the anal canal). A patient's surrogate pooper is one of the most altruistic individuals in perhaps the entire world.
After anal surgery, it beneficial to find a caring friend who is willing to be your surrogate pooper while the area heals.
by justducky February 08, 2014
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Pooper Cheeks

The part of a man or women that you can’t help but mention how big it is
Person with big ass walks by
Everyone: GOT DAMN LOOK AT THEM POOPER CHEEKS!
by Zen~Pai July 16, 2022
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Cooper the pooper scooper

A little boy with blonde hair who is very spoiled and always gets hjs way because his parents would rather just leave the situation than deal with yelling and screaming go for 5 hours
Calvin: My brother just kicked and screamed for 4 hours until he got his way

Mason: is he blonde?

Calvin: Yes

Mason: He sounds like a cooper the pooper scooper
by CalvinsLeftNut April 10, 2023
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Pooper Thursday

Originated in Lewis County, New York it is the day of the week that men will choose home over any other social function in anticipation of receiving anal sex.
I can't meet you for a drink tonight Darren, I'm going straight home since it's Pooper Thursday.
by Thisguy29 October 07, 2016
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Pooper Duper

People who walk their dogs with no intention of picking up after them but carry plastic bags or other implements for doing so to appear that they do.
"Oh look, Frank is walking his great dane and has those poop bags for cleaning up after him!"
"Don't be too impressed, he's a pooper duper."
by slomo67 December 01, 2016
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