painting the bus

what people say when they really mean they want to bang a pease (or someone of equal retardation)

Sean: i wanna be on you
Ashley: i wanna be a bus driver
Sean:maybe we can paint busses together or something.
Ashley: okay
Sean: by painting the bus, you mean, have sexual intercourse?
Ashley: mmm yeah take me to wonderland.

by vinessafhottie August 15, 2007

cave painting

a cave painting is when you are doing a girl doggy stle while she is on her period. And you pull out and draw something on her butt cheek with the blood.

I pulled out and drew a little buffalo on her ass.

by william carr April 29, 2005

Painted on clothes

where a person has there body painted to look like they have clothes on but are really naked.They then go out in public and see how many people really notice.

Kathy look like she's got clothes on but there really painted on clothes.

by Deep blue 2012 December 17, 2009

Sandwich painting

Before adding the actual tuna or egg to your sandwich, spreading mayo on a piece of bread using that stupid little pastry brush.

Sandwich painting isn't very useful if you want to eat healthy. Duh that's because mayo is too fat for us humans.

by Sexydimma June 02, 2023

paint the inside

To ejaculate during sex without a condom.

(Careful, bro, don't paint the inside!")

by Priapism76 June 12, 2014

Mario Paint

The best OS ever created.

Person 1:Hey, what OS do you use, Windows or Linux?
Person 2:I use Mario Paint.
Person 1:What the fuck?

by chungusblaster69 November 11, 2022

Painting the peach

A sex act which involves the male pulling his penis out of the vagina and cumming on the outside. The male then uses his penis to spread the semen all over the outside of the vagina, almost like painting a canvas.

“I didn’t want to get her pregnant, so I pulled out and started painting the peach”.

by tcnt20 December 15, 2019