by Sid Macintosh December 26, 2007
Get the chuck norrismug. by Kelvin Mndz February 24, 2009
Get the Chuck Norrismug. 1. geologists and vulcanologist discover a new fact, that in mountaintop of Eyjafjallajökull - Chuck Norris was burn a marshmellow and magma as the mayo for his breakfast.
2. when Chuck Norris fart, each and every aircraft will be affected by turbulence.
3. Chuck Norris could make soprano voice of Celine Dion became alto by saying the word "kick".
4. when he's still serving for United State Air Force in Korea, Chuck Norris controlling the F-105D from the ground - like a kite.
2. when Chuck Norris fart, each and every aircraft will be affected by turbulence.
3. Chuck Norris could make soprano voice of Celine Dion became alto by saying the word "kick".
4. when he's still serving for United State Air Force in Korea, Chuck Norris controlling the F-105D from the ground - like a kite.
by Lone Wolf McQuade May 16, 2010
Get the Chuck Norrismug. One hell of a sexy beast totally kicks ass on Walker Texas Ranger( coolest show ever)! He is probably the sexiest man alive!!
by Chelsea Fraind April 2, 2008
Get the Chuck Norrismug. by the-redneck-from-hell March 19, 2009
Get the chuck norrismug. 
The only cure for what seems like an impossible situation, Chuck Norris shows up and roundhouse kicks the situation correct.
I can't believe this is actually happening still, its a never ending drama these days, I'm out of options dude." --Friend says, "Looks like you need a Chuck Norris intervention.
by chaibot175 January 9, 2011
Get the Chuck Norris interventionmug.