Chuck Norris

Carlos Ray "Chuck" Norris (born March 10, 1940) is an American martial artist and actor.

1. geologists and vulcanologist discover a new fact, that in mountaintop of Eyjafjallajökull - Chuck Norris was burn a marshmellow and magma as the mayo for his breakfast.

2. when Chuck Norris fart, each and every aircraft will be affected by turbulence.

3. Chuck Norris could make soprano voice of Celine Dion became alto by saying the word "kick".

4. when he's still serving for United State Air Force in Korea, Chuck Norris controlling the F-105D from the ground - like a kite.

by Lone Wolf McQuade May 16, 2010

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Wings and Beer all night

Chuck Norris can only use toilets made of KEVLAR, need you ask why!

by Sid Macintosh December 26, 2007

Chuck Norris

The only person who was able to count to infinnity...twice.

Chuck Norris

by Kelvin Mndz February 24, 2009

Chuck Norris

One hell of a sexy beast totally kicks ass on Walker Texas Ranger( coolest show ever)! He is probably the sexiest man alive!!

Dude its Chuck Norris!

by Chelsea Fraind April 2, 2008

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A martial artist, actor, and the butt of a internet phenomenon. Usually refered to as a "Bad-Ass".

Chuck Norris doesn't get wet, water gets Chuck Norris.

by the-redneck-from-hell March 19, 2009

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Evar's Name for a chicken

Cluck Norris Laid an egg

by nicktocool October 3, 2008

Chuck Norris intervention

The only cure for what seems like an impossible situation, Chuck Norris shows up and roundhouse kicks the situation correct.

I can't believe this is actually happening still, its a never ending drama these days, I'm out of options dude." --Friend says, "Looks like you need a Chuck Norris intervention.

by chaibot175 January 9, 2011