Noah

A gay bitch ass nigga who really loves to plop with his firends and enjoys black dick also like to finger dogs butthole when he can

Man that guy totally Noah my dog

by PussyMasterGuy February 20, 2019

Noah

If headass, donkey, panini head and twig had a conjoint definition Noah would definitely be it. He has green eyes, dark brown Dora length hair and resembles a baby wolf. One of the hairiest people you will meet. You could make a fur coat out of his arms and facial hair. One of the biggest smokers you will meet too. He is known to take not only one or two joints to the face but sometimes 5. IKR pretty insane. He’s pretty much everything you’re looking for in a guy. He’s sweet and funny and easy to talk to you. He’s a bit of a pain in the ass but he’s totally worth it. One of the BIGGEST headasses you’ll ever meet. Super white, whiter than melk. This guy will screenshot FLANNEL and ask if it’s a “cop”. Legit does not get whiter than this. Noah is down for anything and is always there w a listening ear no matter the situation. He will put you first and will make sure that you are at your best. Definitely a catch. You could never go wrong w him. He’ll make you cheese constantly and will always cap on you. Gives the best hugs even though he’s a twig. Will NOT kiss you back. Will just look at you petrified. If I had the opportunity to go back and unmeet him, I’d gladly take it just to get to know him all over again.

Noah is a HeAdAsS

by paniniheadass September 25, 2019

noah

the cutest and most adorable and sweetest person I know

AND I WILL MARRY HIM!!!!!!
PLEASE FUCKEN NOTICE ME NOAH
love you xoxo

noah is in stranger things and he is bae

by youcantfuckwithmeayyy January 3, 2018

Noah

A guy who is so nice , he will pull any girl in who notices his big Hazel eyes. He makes her feel very special and say his there for her. He has a passion for hunting and motorcycles , but he is a bit of a fuck boy , fucks around with girls hart's and acts like he doest care but who knows maybe he does , but his to hard to keep away from , his just someone you keep going back to because his perfect. Expect for his small dick

Girl1: " i was talking to Noah last night"
Girl2: "what! I was and he said he loved me !"
Girl1: " omg what are we doing his just another fuckboy"
Girl2: "but his perfect"

Girl1: "i know :(("

by ~•~•~√ January 10, 2018

Noah

Noah is a guy that can win your heart but break it his one attractive male and his not the smartest kid you'll come across and sometimes Dosent show emotion much! His not very good with relationships and he can get really mean at times his gentle and take mean words some say to him

Do you know Noah

Yeah Noah is cute as

His cute but can be dumb

by Caitlinmark June 6, 2017

Noah

Noah is a little Bitch ANd is weird looking

I don't like Noah he's a little Bitch

by Noah -hater January 18, 2018

Noah

He is a gorgeuos guy that you can trust 100%, but be careful because if you get too close, he will break your heart in two. He has that kind of feeling when you're with him and he will make you feel good about yourself just so he can get into your head and mess with your feelings.

Girl 1: Hey what's wrong?
Girl 2: (crying) Noah just broke up with me! I thought we were forever . I seen him with my best friend!! KISSING!!

by ladypirates13 January 24, 2018