mario selman

Mario Selman is just the most lit person you could ever imagine. He is just a AMAZINNNN. Me and my friends would do anything to meat him. He's just flawless , ok.

" you look good, but not like Mario Selman"
" Stop saying she's the best... Have you met Mario Selman?"

by Keisha P November 15, 2016

juan mario

Juan Mario is commonly known as the hardest name one can acquire in the human form. There is a large controversy to the origins of the label, most commonly deriving from “Juan, The Horse Master” and “Maria, Queen of the Culantro Realm”, while relevant, it was recently disputed that the name in fact was influenced by Don Juan (the greatest lover on the planet) and Super Mario (the greatest plumber in the world). Which concludes to the fact that Juan Mario will not only be a gentle lover but he will also dig deep into your sexual desires and plumb profoundly into your lusts.

I spent a night with Juan Mario, he cleaned my pipes and I’m overwhelmingly satisfied

by Khuan November 22, 2021

Mario Party

When you invite someone to play the game but what you really mean is you have some plumbing to do and will clean her pipes.

Oh let us meet for a Mario Party, your puss needs to get some pipe.

by CjCoplin June 3, 2022

Nyan Mario

a LazyTown YouTuber that makes your ears literally bleed with his song covers

Nyan Mario just uploaded the worst song cover of all time go watch

by Nyan Mario December 8, 2019

Garth Mario

Garth Mario was born on 1943 he was born at a young age and was abused by his parents for “being a lump of moose shit” he later was put up for adoption by his parents the adopted by Adolf hitler who later abandoned him in the streets because “I hate you loser haha (epic fortnite dance)” then at the age of 27 he commuted seppuku

Pros: good at making pizza and pasta
Cons: EVERYTHING else, mainly poems

Guy 1: Yo your just like Garth Mario
Guy 2: did your suck an asshole (goes home to commit seppuku

by NoOneLovesMe52 December 24, 2019

Coach mario

A cheerleading coach who thinks he's hilarious

That's a coach Mario joke

by Morganr19 September 21, 2016

Mario Koala

One of many statues commisioned by the Currumbin Wildlife Sanctuary around the year 2015 and painted by artist Kate Clarke and Bernadette Wallace. These statues can be found around Gold Coast, the last sighting of the Mario Koala was outside a Timezone by popular Youtuber Polygon Donut around 26 July, 2023. The Mario koala is often moved around so using the last sighting is the best way to find the mystical being.

A: "So, have you seen the Mario Koala around here?"
B: "Yeah, we found him outside of a Timezone."

by yogha August 20, 2023