When your hitting your grandmother or someone's grandmother from behind and you bust your load on her ass making it look like a buttery muffin.
Forest went on a walk to Lieutenant Dan's grandmother's house looking to pick up a homemade Cheryl pie but ended up getting grandma Dan a grand muffin on her ass.
by Backstreet boys June 26, 2018
Used to add emphysis to the word damn, without taking the Lord's name in vein, used by Christians who curse but don't take the Lord's name in vain.
Origin: Central Virginia circa 2010.
Origin: Central Virginia circa 2010.
by mama'sfamilynut1983 March 04, 2013
That awful feeling when you realize you have just said something horrible, or you are supposed to be somewhere you aren't, or have forgotten to bring/do/say something important. Cartoonist B. Kliban coined this term and defined it as 'a sudden rush of shit to the heart.'
She experienced a Grand Clong because she had just asked an acquaintance how the kids were, before remembering they had both died recently in a car wreck.
He received a text asking where he was, and immediately suffered a Grand Clong when he realized he was supposed to be at the Very Important Meeting instead of at a matinee movie showing.
Standing at the podium in front of the packed auditorium, a Grand Clong washed over her as she pulled her folded speech printout from her pocket and saw that it was her travel itinerary.
He received a text asking where he was, and immediately suffered a Grand Clong when he realized he was supposed to be at the Very Important Meeting instead of at a matinee movie showing.
Standing at the podium in front of the packed auditorium, a Grand Clong washed over her as she pulled her folded speech printout from her pocket and saw that it was her travel itinerary.
by Lacrocivious Acrophosist September 27, 2023
A trans woman/femme queen with an air of elegance and timeless charm. Think of black backless dresses and pearl necklaces, champagne and caviar. These ladies are of high esteem and self worth.
Reference from Salt-N-Pepa’s underrated song, “I Am The Body Beautiful” which pays homage to the ballroom scene and BLACK femme queens.
Reference from Salt-N-Pepa’s underrated song, “I Am The Body Beautiful” which pays homage to the ballroom scene and BLACK femme queens.
“Did you see Nicki’s shimmery ensemble tonight?”
“Yeah, girl. She’s totally a Grand Diva”
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“I love everything about you. Girl, you are a GRAND DIVA!”
“Yeah, girl. She’s totally a Grand Diva”
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“I love everything about you. Girl, you are a GRAND DIVA!”
by TheeGrandestDiva April 01, 2022
A trans woman who exudes an aura of social dominance. Everyone wants to be her friend. Her appearance screams elegance. Her personality is like a cashmere sweater, warm and tasteful, never going out of style.
She is the embodiment of what every woman wants to be. She is…Grand Diva
She is the embodiment of what every woman wants to be. She is…Grand Diva
“Do you see Nicki’s outfit today? I would kill for that necklace”
“Yup. She surely is Grand Diva”
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“Diana is a Grand Diva. She’ll either be your best friend or your worst competition. Don’t test her or her gangster!”
“Yup. She surely is Grand Diva”
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“Diana is a Grand Diva. She’ll either be your best friend or your worst competition. Don’t test her or her gangster!”
by TheeGrandestDiva April 01, 2022
A grand rizzard is a person who is the ultimate culmination of all of the rizz on the planet. There can only be one "Grand Rizzard". The current Grand Rizzard is: Duke Dennis. (subject to change)
Joey Diaz: So, Duke, I heard you the new... uh.. "Grand Rizzard". Now what the hell is that?
Duke: Huh? (he's old as fuck)
Duke: Huh? (he's old as fuck)
by warongore January 20, 2023