Quiche Eater

One who is not a real man. There are multivarious rules by which one would be defined as a quiche eater, but here are a few:

Quiche eaters like to buy flowers for dates.
Quiche eaters do not look for trust funds and big breasts while dating.
Quiche eaters wear cowboy outfits when they are in the middle of major metropolitan areas.
Quiche eaters do not gamble nor do they idolize James Bond.

If you find yourself under the spell of a woman, chances are you are a quiche eater. Don't look at other definition and think it has anything to do with homosexuality. This is about lifestyle choices that heterosexual men are forced to make.
Jake was busy dating a hollywood supermodel with big gozangas. The date consisted of drinking. He then bashed the woman over the head with a club and dragged her by the hair back to his place. Jake is a real man.

Todd's date consisted of preparing and feeding his woman quiche. He dressed up in his finest cowboy outfit to do this. Todd is a quiche eater.
by BussaBuss July 16, 2010
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Beef Eater

Someone who eats ass aka A rimmer
Comes from using "beefy" as a description of a fart
Very good to fool people into admiting they rim people without knowing
Hey chris are you a beefeater
oh sure i love a bit of beef... hey what are you laughing at me for
by Jay Clarkson February 22, 2005
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Snake Eater

pvt. Johnson: Man i'm such a little pussy, I wish I were a snake eater like Major Badass over there, he kicks some serious ass.
by Bilbo_Tbaggins January 03, 2016
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Space Eater

Any person that takes up more space than normal, either because they are big boned, a close talker, a pack rat, or just spreads out their ish over a wide area.
"...you might want to step a side, it looks like there is a space eater coming this way..."

or

"I hate having conversations with that dude, he is such a space eater."

or

"With such as small apartment, I had no choice but to break it off with that space eater."
by good burrito December 04, 2008
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Snake Eater

A penis so massive, it could completely fit another man's junk inside it.
John pulled out a full-on snake eater! I knew I couldn't compare to it, so I ran away.
by Good Username 01 March 26, 2018
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Swine-eater

It's a guy, who eats a swine, without his radio! Can you believe it?

slipper-cat
by Fullviti December 31, 2005
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leaf eater

a person with no drive, neither physically or mentally.
dont be like leaf eater dude. he sucks
by leaf_eater January 11, 2006
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