anal doughnut

when you go to morning fresh bakery and ask for a jelly doughnut and a guy scratches his ass after jonny shited on his dick and makes the jelly doughnut.
bro u want to go try that new anal doughnut?
by bearfred February 21, 2019
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Glazed Doughnut Hole

When a full term pregnant woman is getting fucked missionary and the guy plasters his load all over the summit of her bulging pregnant belly, subsequently by the force of nature the white hot goo flows down the sides of the ''doughnut hole" thus creating the glazed doughnut hole, available in many flavors including, chocolate, oriental, white chocolate, and spicy.
Dude i tell you, Hailey is a filthy animal. She let me make her a glazed doughnut hole last nigh. The she scraped the glaze off of her belly and ate it.
by Jkrider4x4 January 21, 2024
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doughnut

GROWTH
Doughnut is a nut that grows on the doughnut tree that grows in hot environments. Some varieties are easier to grow than others and require less sprinkles, but all need to be watered with hot oil to ripen. Although this type of nut is very resistant it is still not without pests. Often you can find cops also known as police hanging on the trees eating these delicious treats which significantly reduces the harvest that costs farmers up to 10 billion dollars a year. There is no know pesticide for them yet although you distract them by damaging the environment around them.

NUTRITION
Doughnuts are well known for their great and healthy nutrients. They contain carbs that digest fast which raises our blood sugar quickly. They also contain lots of trans fats with 0 fiber which makes them one of the better options to clog your arteries and get diabetes. It also has minimal protein, minerals and vitamins so you can be certain that the body won't be able to function normally, renew itself and build its muscles.

CONLUSON
If you want to live a shorter life with lower physical and mental quality the doughNUT is one of your TOP choices!!! Other choices would be drinking used oil from restaurants, eating spam or watching kids content on YouTube.
Gordon Ramsay: is there anything today that I ate that wasn't microwaved?
Chef: The salad.
Gordon R: You fucking doughNUT, of course you don't put the fucking salad in a microwave.
by AZi1123 February 13, 2021
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doughnut

Often used as a discriminatory word to describe a stupid person.
"You doughnut!"
"Honestly, Bob is a bloody doughnut!"
"Billy is so stupid. What a doughnut!"
by wirl_robin04 June 18, 2020
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Doughnut

Oi crushy you daft fag stop being a fucking doughnut!
by Fridge67897 June 10, 2021
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Doughnut

someone doesn't have mod?
oh is just a doughnut
by Vision the wise March 20, 2021
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Doughnut

someone whos besties with their friend owen and loves doughnuts
by NoahsADoughnut January 21, 2023
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