Juggle Some Doughnuts

to play with soft sexual body parts - boobs, butts, balls

Asking to hook up and get sexy: "I'm just trying to juggle some doughnuts."

by Hipps January 12, 2021

Doughnut Warrior

Doughnut warriors travel in packs, have flashing red and blue lights (so you know they're not messing around), and typically weigh in at about 300 pounds. They are one of the more violent hominids you can meet face to face, typically 50% of them beat their partners and 100% of them are total douchebags

"that doughnut warrior took the PIG CHOPPA down to dunkin doughnuts again. If i were a robber, doughnut shops would be the last place i'd rob, sooo many doughnut warriors gather there"

by Wypipo whisperer September 10, 2020

doughnut sale

When several police officers are congregating in a small area.

Hey man if I were you I would avoid the liquor store on 12th, they are having a doughnut sale.

Thanks for the heads up, I will go down the street.

by ClownShoes123 July 11, 2010

doughnut

Often used as a discriminatory word to describe a stupid person.

"You doughnut!"
"Honestly, Bob is a bloody doughnut!"
"Billy is so stupid. What a doughnut!"

by wirl_robin04 June 17, 2020

Spicy Doughnut

It’s COCKtober AubergineJack-o-lantern so u know what that means EyesTongue Dick sucking awareness month Hushed facePerson gesturing okTongue Jack-o-lanternJack-o-lantern IT’S TIME TO GET Skull and crossbonesSPOOKYSkull :clap: GET Fisted handFISTEDFisted hand BY A SkullSKELETON SkullSHOVERaised fistLollipop CANDY Ear of maizeEar of maizeCORNCandy IN YOURRight pointing backhand indexPUSSYKissing cat face with closed eyes AND Person gesturing not okDONTPerson gesturing not okMale sign FORGET TO SUCKWeary faceRaising handsSOME KissDRACULASyringeDICKAubergineSplashing sweat symbolTired face

xMethy Is A Spicy Doughnut

by NotLights October 27, 2020

Boston Cream Doughnut

When you cum inside of someone, then shit on their crotch

Them: yo they look like a freak.
Me: no joke. I gave em a Boston Cream Doughnut last week
Them: oh shit

by OzMuskratt January 2, 2022

trash doughnut

Noun. A rim job given to a homeless person.

"Damn man, I caught Alex eating a trash doughnut behind the gas station last night!"

"Damn yo, thats crazy. I hope it wansn't chocolate..."

by Birdman Hemlock March 2, 2019