dog

a food commonly eaten by chines and is really delicious

dam long shlong that was a great dog

by Tatum nepir69666 June 4, 2019

dog

The best friend of every human, who always ends up in a beautiful farm far away, with large fields to run. Uh, and it also eats everything. Like EVERY thing. Last week he ate the half of my hangs.

George : Hey little Sam ? What are you looking for ?

Little Sam : My dog...

George : Oh, I think he's gone... Sorry. But he went in a beautiful farm !

Little Sam : Yeah? Where?

George : Uh... Far away.

Little Sam : Isn't it the same farm where went my cat?

George : Yes.

Little Sam : And my fish?

George : Yes...

Little Sam : And my diplodocus?

George : Also yeah...

Little Sam : And mom?

by Hi! I'm me. April 28, 2021

Dog

A dog is a fairy that jumps out of your TV screen when you wish for one, then proceeds to fly away and poop on your dead moms head.

You: I wish for a dog!
Dog: no

by vwezluag23ql57rf8a<vl. March 6, 2022

Dogs

British Slang for Someone’s Toes.

John: *takes his socks off*
Glen: Put your dogs away John!
John: *puts socks back on* Sorry Glen

by ashmalacast December 18, 2022

dog

a being of pure happiness that can remove anxiety with a simple lick.

"wow! my dog licked away my anxiety!"

by nnnnnnoooooooo September 12, 2020

Dog

A mutated animals with four legs that has gross body hair all over and face is deformed

Ew you look like a gross freaking dog that emerged from the sewers

by Human slug March 11, 2020

dog

the dog that was run over by your blind dad.

your dog was not chasing butterflies.

by internetgod14 March 17, 2021