slap the dog 

VerB: to throw in the towel, give up, or quit

yo, after i hit the bitch fo' times, i slapped the dog!

slap the dog by Vinny Fata March 6, 2004

wag the dog 

What you do when your reality sucks

A: Hey let's go to a movie tonight
B: I'm feeling Meh. I think I'll just stay home and wag the dog instead
A: But you do that every night. There's no hope for you. Why do I even bother?

wag the dog by wankadankadoo September 13, 2013

Let The Dog Out

When receiving a handjob, the act of stroking the penis slowly and gently then stroking it quickly with great speed causing a vibrating effect, that ends with the head extending over the foreskin and finally ejaculating all over the hand. Very similar to letting a dog outside then scratching its belly quickly and it's mouth slobbering all over your hand. This is not limited to a having partner spot you, as you can in fact do this by yourself in the act of masturbation. However, this sexual act cannot be performed on a circumsized penis.

1. Hector asked Monica if she could give him a blowjob but instead he had to settle for less when Monica chose to let the dog out on Hector instead. 2. Stefan could not get a girl to let the dog out on him so he chose to do it himself.

Let The Dog Out by Heeyuktah January 2, 2010

dogdog the dog knot 

A truly superior species in every way. Originated from the center of the universe and hopes to one day bring an end to all life.

dogdog the dog knot is coming. leave a serving of spaghetti in front of the door and never stop listening to My Name Jeff vine compilations or you will be vaporized.

dogdog the dog knot by kuraac isnt real February 5, 2018

Hair of the Dog 

When you have reached your limit of congeniality and someone is asking for it. You go "Hair of the Dog" on them. Meaning that they are now messing with a "Son of a Bitch"

If you don't stop with the insults, I am going to go all hair of the dog on your ass.

Hair of the Dog by No Note Me April 25, 2022

Go home and kick the dog 

An expression used to alleviate your anger when referring to democrats screwing up your country.. used as comedic relief

Obama just tried to pass his health care plan and is finding a way for prisoners to escape capital punishment. That just makes me want to go home and kick the dog!

Go home and kick the dog by socialism sucks December 22, 2009

splittin the dog 

when a penis is cut to make a vagina

Brandon is splittin the dog. now his name is kate.

splittin the dog by Brandon pen March 31, 2010