baby deer syndrome

(Baby deer syndrome) when she puts her clothes back on and walks away like a fawn learning how to walk for the first time.

I left that b**** with baby deer syndrome ask her she'll tell ya.

by Kiddswindle May 31, 2022

Not Deer

The Appalachian Not Deer is a folk cryptid. as a lesser known cryptid, they can be found all throughout the green, wilder parts of the world. They are more likely to be ran into the more you think/ or speak of them. Saying aloud the term 'Not Deer' seems to give them more power to show themselves and notice you.

Upon closer examination you will notice their twisted limbs face a reversed direction, they may stand on their hind legs even as if humanoid. The Not Deer have multiple eyes, gaping mouths with rotted fangs andclaws even open wide rib cages as their flesh and meat fall. Some suffer diseases that can present clusters of holes and bumps, trypophobic patterns are also commonly seen in males. They’re also said to make clicking noises and move with uncomfortable jerking motions.

If the Not Deer locks eyes with you, do not acknowledge the creature. The creature will disappear if you are strong enough to clear your mind. Not Deer are predators, you will be hunted if spotted, chased down as prey. They will strike paralyzing fear in your heart.. You must forget you ever came into contact with it.

beware the not deer, never think or speak of those ill hell-beasts.

If you are so unlucky to lock eyes with a Not Deer, you unwittingly have begun the chase.

by dykefather September 20, 2021

Silverballs Forest Deer

A silverballs forest deer is a rare specie of deer that its very habitat is congruent to the polar north country of New York. You may spot this deer around the campus of Suny Potsdam but it is very quick and often frighten easily. It is also easily identified by its hoop earrings used for its distinct nature to attract handsome males. It feeds on ExtenZe plants grown by a local martian field plower named Morg. While very adjust to the cold climate, the Silverballs lives in a Boso dormitory that resembles Disney World.

Silverballs Forest Deer

by LI hottness March 10, 2009

Deer legs

When a woman has long skinny legs that appear pretty and elegant.

Wow did you see that model? She has deer legs!

by Christina.b August 31, 2021

Deer child

If she calls him this, she is actually referring to her future boyfriend.

Niall is such a deer child.

by REEEETIMREEEE December 29, 2017

Deer street

A place where a deer runs in front of you while driving, sometimes resulting in an inevitable collision

A male buck ran in front of me on a deer street. I stopped before hitting it, but I got rear ended by the car behind me

by Hurricane Dorian April 8, 2023

deer kill

The opposite victim and initiator scenario, where the deer rams and walks over a human, and killing the human.

1: Did you hear the Jhon died?
2: No I did not, how did he die?
1: He became a victim of a deer kill, after a deer rammed and walked over him.

by MST3K I like April 13, 2022