Dad Bants

Banter reserved only for fathers.

"Don't worry, I'll get along with these lot I've got good dad bants."

by TittyMcbitty June 16, 2018

dad goals

A super cool dad, everyone loves that dad

Man have you seen Rich, he's dad goals

by Quan October 10, 2016

Bill-dad

A stepdad, particularly a dickish stepdad.

Etymology: In the 1993 film The Sandlot, Scotty Smalls can't decide if he's supposed to call Denis Leary (who masterfully plays the dickish stepdad) Bill or Dad.

Hey your Bill-dad is a creepy asshole...

by fahkyoo April 19, 2016

White-Dad

(verb) To continually (intentionally or not) use a slang word over and over again in front of your kids or your friends, until it becomes so uncool that they stop saying it to each other altogether.

My son's friends used to constantly refer to their girlfriends as "Bae" , but not anymore since I spent 2 weeks white-dadding it.

by WordSchmitt April 26, 2017

divorced-dad

Resembling the behavior or stereotypical style of American middle-aged divorced fathers.

"He keeps making dick jokes."
"I know - so divorced-dad."

by FuBug November 2, 2017

Dad Fart

A distinctly masculine and unusually greasy fart produced by a mature man around 25 or older. Defining characteristics include never sounding "squeaky" or "airy" smelling strongly of Eggs, Cabbage, or Dairy and lingering for an bafflingly long time.

The sound usually depends on the length of the release with shorter ones sounding like a greasy pop with longer ones "changing gears" until the very end of the release wherev the pitch fluctuates up and down wildly.

Chris: Did you finish the game?
Jordan: Yeah but it was wack
Chris: Wym?
Jordan: It was all good until Uncle Reggie let out a Dad Fart in the middle of the court.
Chris: And...?
Jordan: I kid you not it lingered for over 10 minutes and smelled like... Death.
Chris: C'mon Reg!

by DanChill94 July 14, 2022

Dad Style

When someone takes umbrage when some one brings up a {social justice} issue in a way that reminds you of an old racist dad. Someone using words with latent homophobic undertones, racistmicro aggression}s or over the top negative stereotypes of racial or national identities. Usually dad style is delivered in an indignant, self serving and condescending way.

Carol O'Conner played Archie Bunker on the TV show All in the Family. He invented dad style.

by urbana503 May 24, 2016