by fuckfacethepuré October 25, 2017
Get the Castle von Wolfensteinmug. Or "castle in the air" hunting camp --- same diff. Refers to a much-hyped "back to nature" dwelling that turns out to be just a crude cramped tumble-down shack with no modern facilities.
Disgusted office-worker who was greatly in need of a little good ol'-fashioned R&R: That no-good shyster of a realtor gave me a glowing song-and-dance description of this backwoods cabin on the lake --- described it as a "castle in the air" vacation cottage, and claimed it had "electric lights, running water, and stained-glass windows". Turned out to merely be a shabby musty hovel hardly bigger than an outhouse, with absolutely no amenities whatsoever --- the "electric lights" turned out to be just a couple of small LED battery-lamps hanging from the ceiling (which I ended up having to buy fresh batteries for, by the way!), and the "running water" translated into merely a plastic bucket that you would pick up and "run" down to the lake, fill the pail with water (what am I --- Jack and Jill?!), and then "run" back up to the cabin again! And come to find out that the "stained glass" in the windows was nothing more than just the disgusting filmy MOLD-STAINS on the panes from the damp closed-up-for-months interior of the cabin! What a rip-off!
by QuacksO September 26, 2018
Get the "castle in the air" vacation cottagemug. by H4pp1n3s June 22, 2024
Get the Sand Castlemug. A video game that was popularly played on Xbox 360, the game was featured in the Indie game section of Xbox 360, meaning it only costed a few dollars, the game may have been slightly scuffed, but the challenge along with playing alongside friends made the game surprisingly fun, the game looks like any other Minecraft rip off, but the goal is to walk as far out into the world as possible while aliens, zombies, dragons, and many other "mobs" try to stop you, as you go out further the game will become much harder but at the same time will reward better loot, such as laser items, and bloodstone, which are the most valuable items in the game. As of now the game is still on playable through Steam, but is no longer on consoles.
"we should play castle miner z later, I was playing earlier and made it super far and got laser items"
by ItzSpark June 24, 2023
Get the Castle Miner Zmug. Purposely using ones position in management or authority to create and keep a sphere of influence / power, and control to resist change or relinquish power. Regardless of the mission / vision of the organization or it's purpose.
by Pimptastic L Tickle August 12, 2025
Get the castlingmug. Inspired by the Chess move of the same name, Castling is a form of equivalent exchange. Castling is when someone gives something of value/does a favor for someone else, with the soul purpose being that that person will then owe them something of value/some sort of favor at anytime in the future.
"I just gave you a Coke, that's called castling. Law of equivalent exchange. Now you have to name your first born after me."
by Xx_Currently_Castling_xX September 28, 2021
Get the Castlingmug. Totally caught Ben Barnard-castling last night when he tried to bluff his way out of why he didn’t have dinner ready. His excuse was downright pathetic!
by Plenty of Fish November 12, 2020
Get the Barnard-castlingmug.