British Standard

A polite way of saying Bull Sh*t.

John: "Did you hear about that new Manchester-based EV company set out to beat Tesla?"

Jack: British Standard...

by XXXABboOod6969 January 1, 2022

British Blowjob

Blowjob after which person A that receives it ask person B that was making it

"Do you want some tea?"
After which person A starts peeing at mouth of person B.

Do you want have some British Blowjob?
yeah I like this taste at morning.

by Travair January 13, 2022

British Pashing

An uncontrollable urge to 'get in that ass'. A common pass-time for the people of Osterley.

I was on a date at the Osterley Pub and could resist British Pashing her.

The bedroom got boring so the went down the British Pash path. A VERY memorable night!

by OsterleyGirl November 27, 2014

British rain

Sad and depressing rain that happens ever day in Britain (London)

This rain happens every day cant get any tea work done British rain

by Nascar12 August 11, 2022

british-ish

something somewhat pertaining to british culture, such as accents, fashion, music, etc.

Dude, that guy's fake accent is British-ish

by trevwood90 August 11, 2010

British Tickler

The act of someone with long nose rubbing your butthole while sucking on your bits.

You see that girl at the bar with that huge nose? I bet she gives a killer British Tickler.

by Toonsurfer July 30, 2021

The British Apocolypse

The British Apocolypse is KFC running out of chicken all across Britain. This is a real thing. People from the Isle of Wight are outraged as they only have one KFC, as well as other islands.

The British Apocolypse is upon us lot

by TorraForSomeReason February 26, 2018