Alaskan Walleye

The same thing as a new jersey meathook, only when it's below freezing outside

So me and the broad got home from christmas eve shopping and she let me slip her the old Alaskan Walleye...I must have been a good boy

by CWood February 13, 2006

alaskan slurpee

when a resident of alaska ejaculates into someone's mouth

damn courtney, you must get the best alaskan slurpees every night from your new boyfriend from juneau.

oh my god my eye!
eskimo surprise bitch!

by emilyriverboat January 16, 2008

Alaskan Beaver

Allowing your lover to deficate on your chest, shape the feces into a log, and shave their pubic hair onto it to give the poo a hairy look.

In my sleep, I felt something warm and furry on my chest, only to wake up and remember that the girl from last night had given me an Alaskan Beaver.

by Thisnamehasnotbeenused November 7, 2011

alaskan chillard

The act of shitting, then freezing your shit, then using your frozen shit as a dildo.

Yo Janet,
you want the alaskan chillard tonite?

Oh yeah, I do.

by chillard slayer November 2, 2008

Alaskan Bullworm

NAUGHTY SEX .

oh yeah, last night me and my boyfriend were alaskan bullworming it up

by extravagant nungas December 12, 2010

Alaskan Fishstick

Slapping a girl ass with a frozen fish and then proceeding to shit and piss on the fish. After that shove it down the girls ear.

I just want to Alaskan Fishstick you.

by MrWankpants October 26, 2017

Alaskan slushy

When you're in a snowy region so you decide to pack your girl full of snow while she's on her period and eat out the red slush that comes out

Reagen: Golly Shane that alaskan slushy you have me last week really made my vag sore

Shane: yeah I hope you don't get pussy frostbite.

by Kim Moroney May 15, 2018