Testicle testdrive

When you get absolutely ass raped by some scrub it feels like they are dragging your testicles on the floor at the speed of a boeing 747.

Random person absolutely destroys you in game.
Xbox chat: that scrub just took you on a testicle testdrive

by TheRealCocidius September 9, 2020

Testicle Sniffer

A bruh that acts like a douche bag but not gay

Kevin is acting like a real testicle sniffer demanding the league to update the app

by McBluffin82 November 20, 2020

Testicle Oath

The highest from of promise a man can make. If a man breaks a testicle oath, another person is allowed to punch him as hard as they can in the testicles. Testicle oaths must be used with caution, but they are a sure-fire way to know if another man is telling the truth.

Patrick : "Hey man did you eat my underwear?"
Josh : "No way of course I didn't."
Patrick : "Testicle Oath?"
Josh : "Testicle Oath."

by Chac Culling March 23, 2023

Rad-testicle

What is rad-testicle you may ask as you find this new word, It it where the male specimen actually shows decent enough traits to be a functioning human being.

Wow, Bryan was very rad-testicle today at the parade.

by LeachLVR September 11, 2023

Testicle Touchdown (Feat. Teezo Touchdown)

When dey swang so lo' dey scrape da con-crete

Ouch! My tingy tonsticlies just hit the Testicle Touchdown (Feat. Teezo Touchdown)

Damnss tha so waddington weddish central!!

by Teezy Tuco January 19, 2024

Ob-testicle Course

A course with multiple stations, where each station allows for masturbation in different positions. As masturbating in the same position can limit capabilities during sex with a partner, a course improves skills of jerking off at various angles.

Named by Brian Sterling, but conceptualized by Adam Carolla. During Adam’s Podcast in Chicago on Feb 3, 2013, he discussed setting up a course for his son, to ensure he did not end up addicted to the same position every time.

I setup an ob-testicle course in my bedroom. I start at the edge of the bed one day, then move the shower the next day, then over the toilet the third day.

by Sonoma Sterling May 3, 2014

grinches testicle cheese

weed

friend 1: do you smoke the grinches testicle cheese
friend 2: nah dude i sway toward that 057

by zassanzz February 13, 2018