technocream

1. Technocream is an ointment used to protect your valuable electronics from the sun's harmful rays.

2. What happens when you get overly excited by electronics.

1. Get out the technocream, its 80 outside and I want to take my laptop and sit under a tree.

2. Choochoo, the gangsta, has a serious case of the technocreams.

by Fo_Realsies April 6, 2010

Techno Glare

The glare on one's face from looking at a device such as an iphone in a darkened public place such as a bar or restaurant.

The techno glare coming off his face made him look like a modern day Jesus.

by mgendvil303 September 29, 2010

Techno Hug

The way an excellent, well produced Techno Beat feels when your on the dance floor.

A Techno Beat that wraps round you and makes you dance

When your in the middle of a Dance Floor, and along comes a proper viscious, poundin, Techno beat that wraps u up like a big Hug, a Techno Hug!!!!

by AndyG + Granny P November 28, 2010

Techno Stress

Upset; frustration due to electronic or technological failure.

Arg! The printer isn't printing and I have a paper due, I don't need this techno stress right now.

by 4me2know March 13, 2011

Technochronic

A person who always keeps having strange unexplainable issues with their computers, smartphones and other devices etc., not because it is their fault or he/she is dumb. (not to be confused with technophobe)

There is always a (at least one) technochronic person in every company with whom the IT support just doesn't wanna deal with. You just cant find how to fix their IT issue which no one else is having.

by MindBlowing February 1, 2015

technobug

A person who loves technology.

Technobug live, breathe, and devour the latest and greatest technology.

by killerlinguistics March 4, 2016

Technoclutz

A word used to describe someone who cannot use technology properly no matter how hard they try. A person who cannot figure out the simplest of things such as signing up for social media sites, navigating computers, cell phones, etc. A person who cannot figure out or embrace any aspect of technology and messes up whenever they try to.

Can you please help me connect my computer to the internet. I can't seem to do it, I'm such a technoclutz.

by mahatmabuddha September 7, 2016