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Binomial system

System to determine if girl is fuckable. Eliminates 1 to 10 scale.

1 = She is naked spread eagle on your bed,and no one else finds out, you would fuck her.

0 = You wouldn't fuck her.
The binomial system is useless at 3 AM, because everyone is a one at this point,
by indytj September 20, 2006
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Star System

Used to describe different levels or degrees of sexual experience. It is substituted for the base system, due to discrepancies amongst different people's definition of each base.

1 Star - Making out.
2 Stars - Boob touching, over or under the shirt.
3 Stars - Hand jobs, fingering, getting turkied, jerking.
4 Stars - Oral sex, carpet munching, head.
5 Stars - Vaginal or anal intercourse.

The stars make communicating how your weekend went easier amongst friends.
Dude #1 - "How was your weekend bro?"
Dude #2 - "It was awesome bro. I had a 5-Star weekend!"

"She's such a slut. I hear she went to four stars on four different guys in one night!"

Sexually Frustrated Person - "I've only ever had one star..."

"This star system is so much less confusing than the base system. WTF does it mean when someone says short-stop anyway?"
by Yentasaurus December 7, 2011
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Spider Squat System

A rare and unique seating system designed for the squat toilet. Instead of assuming the popular squat stance, a more laid back position is adopted; the user literally sits on the toilet bowl, leans back and places their hands on the floor behind them for support.

Although this seems like a brilliant idea, it's actually retarded.
Ash used the spider squat system because he didn't know any better...
by P Parker October 15, 2007
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beat the system

When you have found a way around the law, or have avoided getting arrested.
Hell yeah, I'm good at talking to cops. I beat the system every time.
by xxnjhgjnxx June 6, 2010
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Caste System

If you're born poor, you fucking stay poor.
Man I hate that fucking Caste System shit. I'm gonna be poor forever
by Afrocabron June 16, 2011
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Sol System

the star system in which Earth in located
The Sol System is in the outer rim.
by Gunas Maliko December 27, 2007
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Blackjack Rating System

A method of rating hot females with your mates that isn't as obvious as giving them a number out of 10.
It is essential that you and the other males involved have a decent knowledge of the card game, Blackjack.
It basically comes down to whether or not you want to hit it or not.
If you were to be dealt a 17 you may or may not hit depending on the level of risk you are willing to take. Sluts and ugly females usually only get numbers higher than this as you are either taking a risk (with an STD) or you have nothing to lose.
If dealt a 12-16 you would probably hit it.
10 or less is a definite hit.
If you get 11 you would double down.
Pair of # is used when there is two girls together as you can split them up and hit them both. Remember the lower the number, the more times you are able to hit.
Dan: Check out that pair of 4's.
Tim: Good call mate, how about that 16 over there?
Dan: Yeah maybe after a few beers. Your mum is definately an 11.
Tim: Your mum is a 2 and the dealer has 20.
Dan: How good is the blackjack rating system hey.
Tim: About as good as that 10 over there.
Dan: Yeah I'd definately hit that.
by RusselT April 7, 2008
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