An anime (Japanese cartoon) about a Swim club in Japan. The plot of the show circulates around the history of Haruka Nanase and Rin Matsuoka and swimming tournaments. Other character on the swimming team include Makoto Tachibana, Nagisa Hazuki, Rei Ryugazaki, and Gou or Kou Matsuoka. The show goes into the sport anime category. Premiered on July 3rd 2013.
by Otaku definitions June 25, 2014
Get the free! iwotabi swim clubmug. Girls that for some strange reason believe they are cool, yet they are in fact exactly the opposite.
They believe in grouping together and performing shaving rituals with each other without feeling like a dumbass and usually give each other bikini waxes.
They usually think they are hot, but usually are covered in a mass-spread of acne.
Swim Team Girls usually believe they are funny too, but quite the contrary they lock people in verbal handcuffs until they strangle themselves to death.
In contrast and conclusion Swim Team Girls pretend to text people all the time like they have friends when instead they are texting themselves just to look cool and attempt to impress people.
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They believe in grouping together and performing shaving rituals with each other without feeling like a dumbass and usually give each other bikini waxes.
They usually think they are hot, but usually are covered in a mass-spread of acne.
Swim Team Girls usually believe they are funny too, but quite the contrary they lock people in verbal handcuffs until they strangle themselves to death.
In contrast and conclusion Swim Team Girls pretend to text people all the time like they have friends when instead they are texting themselves just to look cool and attempt to impress people.
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Guy 1: Hey look at that girl I think she is on the swim team, yea she is on her phone texting.
Guy 2: Nah I know her she is just texting herself to try and look cool.
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Guy 1: OMFG you can't even see that swim team girls face she has so much face acne.
Guy 2: *barfs*
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Swim Team Girl 1: Hey girl, make sure you show up early to our shaving party tonight! There's going to be food, fun, and razors!
Swim Team Girl 2: Oh yea! I want to get a brazilian wax!
Guy 2: Nah I know her she is just texting herself to try and look cool.
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Guy 1: OMFG you can't even see that swim team girls face she has so much face acne.
Guy 2: *barfs*
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Swim Team Girl 1: Hey girl, make sure you show up early to our shaving party tonight! There's going to be food, fun, and razors!
Swim Team Girl 2: Oh yea! I want to get a brazilian wax!
by Swim Team Guy February 17, 2010
Get the Swim team girlsmug. slang for having the ability to produce semen with viable sperm in quantities sufficient for fertilization and reproduction.
It took longer than Ann and I expected to get pregnant--not that I'm complaining! Good to know my boys can swim!
by she who gardens November 7, 2010
Get the my boys can swimmug. by redheadwonder December 9, 2008
Get the stop swimming in my applesaucemug. Tosh.0's spirited sequal to "White Men can't jump". Mainly the movie is to show reverse descrimination, as to be ironic.
(It's not a real movie though, it's only a joke.)
(It's not a real movie though, it's only a joke.)
Average homeboy: How come it's okay to make a movie like "White Men can't jump", but not "Black Men Can't Swim"?
Tosh:... That sounds like a great idea for a movie :D.
Tosh:... That sounds like a great idea for a movie :D.
by Creeper Jones February 10, 2010
Get the Black Men Can't Swimmug. by craptastrophy October 14, 2011
Get the Teaching My Liver to Swimmug. A swim team in concord, california. Chill swimmers who keep it classy and dgaf while still breaking records. Home to many superior athletes who train 4+ hours a week in a freezing cold pool. Altogether a prestigious program.
"I wish I was on a fast swim team.."
"You should join Terrapins Swim Team! Those guys are so classy!"
"You should join Terrapins Swim Team! Those guys are so classy!"
by alwaysclassy January 1, 2012
Get the Terrapins Swim Teammug.