sweaty bed monkey

Your boyfriend after a particularly energetic bout of love making.

My sweaty bed monkey took me to dinner first.

by Iwan October 25, 2009

Grandma sweaty balls

Big black saggy balls across your face from your grandma

My grandma sweaty balls put across my chin

by Big Nigerian penis friend February 3, 2019

Sweaty Man Titty

Caused when a man with a man boob does some form of activity that causes his man assets to sweat up.

"I went for a jog this morning and my man boobs starting sweating! I need to shower now as I have sweaty man titty".

by manboobzzz September 24, 2011

sweaty ass fuck

when a woman or a man get fucked so hard in the ass it sweats

I had sweaty ass fuck last night because I fucked her so hard

by jumping tree October 27, 2007

Sweaty Nuts Reed

A condition caused by going out in public in the absence of pants, or by wearing your pants on inapproriate places of your body.

"He pulled a sweaty nuts reed by going naked on the hot summer day"

by Im_Hammered_Get_Down February 12, 2009

Sweaty F Tard

Translates to "Sweaty Fuck Tard". Refers to an individual who produces an amount of sweat which is more than considered to be normal. Signs of a Sweaty F Tard will usually be noticeable sweat patches on the back, under the tits, face and underarms.

Look at that Sweaty F Tard. He' so sweaty.

by Captain McAwesome Junior November 14, 2010

It's called history, sweaty

A phrase employed to point out the extremely obvious, off a memorable, widely shared Twitter exchange about Jesus writing the Bible. The misspelling of "sweetie" as "sweaty" lends it a perfect killer twist. A more ironic, in-the-know version of "duh," usually pronounced with dripping sarcasm.

World War Two was fought in Antarctica?
It's called history, sweaty, look it up.

Johnny is crushing on Perkins? I don't believe it!
It's called history, sweaty!

by Creed Cur June 7, 2021