Stiffmas

Festivities where horny Santa has a boner & he yells HO HO HO... while distributing condoms, dildos & buttplugs to naughty teens.

Ana: I can't wait for Stiffmas. I wan't santa to come down the chimney & poke me.

by Jumbled McGobbledygook February 1, 2021

Stiffsonian

The Icelandic Phallological Museum, located in Reykjavík, Iceland, that houses the world's largest display of penises and penile parts. The collection holds well over 300 penises from more than 100 species of mammal. Also the museum holds 22 penises from creatures and peoples of Icelandic folklore. The museum's acquisitions range from the 170 cm (67 in) front tip of a blue whale penis to the 2 mm (0.08 in) baculum of a hamster, which can only be seen with a magnifying glass

I booked a flight on Icelandair not just because the prices are low, but also because I can make a trip to the Stiffsonian during the transit.

by Jumbled McGobbledygook February 3, 2021

Strife

Someone who sucks on deez nuts

Kiwi: D you like pudding?
Strife: Eh?
Kiwi: Cuz imma be "pudding" deez nuts in your mouth
Strife: I hate you sensei

by Dankmemesmaster1769 June 1, 2021

Run-stiff

used to describe someone who is keen as/desperate or horny for sex so much they look like a naked man running with a hard on.

Also used to describe how much you want/wanted to have sex with a girl

haha you were so run-stiff over that girl on friday night you couldn't take your eyes off her!

yeah bro when I saw that bitch shaking dat ass she made me sooo run-stiff I just wanted to fuck her right then

dude I saw you talking to that girl it was so obvious you were running stiff for her

shit I'm feelin' run-stiff tonight bro lets go get some pussy!

by yo bama February 10, 2010

stiff

A customer, usually at a restaurant or casino, that refuses to tip after being serviced.

I gave that guy top-notch service but made nothing 'cuz he was a total stiff.

by J. Lebowski January 19, 2010

stiff mistro

A boy who hasnt gone through pueberty with a small penis who has constant erections

Hey stiff mistro you got a banana in your pants?

by krakajack January 10, 2009

morning stiffy

A characteristic of the male human. The morning stiffy occurs at about 6 AM. Hard to ignore by the male, it should be hidden from the human female, lest she think that it is a lollipop....

"Well, I woke up with a morning stiffy... so I wanted to do up the old lady, but she said, 'Get away from me !!'"....

"So I gave it to 'er in the butt...."

by Johnny Chingas June 29, 2009