A Strad is a person who is ugly and has no life. A Strad doesn’t have the ability to get a girlfriend. But a Strad has one or two close friends that act like complete idiots when around each other.
by Www.Ihavenolife.org November 28, 2018
Get the Strad mug.The facial (mustache) area of a man which provides the best seat for a woman tto straddle his face and have the ride of her life !
Him:Hey gorgeous how bout a ride on the ol straddle saddle ?
Her: im about to hop up on that straddle saddle and ride cowboy!
Her: im about to hop up on that straddle saddle and ride cowboy!
by Dickfinsterslitt September 13, 2019
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The act of writing-off a brand new vehicle and crashing into private property through driving under influence. Action is motivated through personal distaste in using public transportation or through financial security from rich parents.
"Dude, this time I won't save your ass while going home from the party.
"Relax, it's not like I was about to strabel or something."
"Relax, it's not like I was about to strabel or something."
by Teleboy June 25, 2020
Get the strabel mug.a man's bulging arms for the ladies to cling on to when they feel insecure, scared, alone, or want to get close to their lover.
Mike bellowed out an irresistible mating call to a beautiful lady.
She, feeling so attracted, walked over and grasped his "lady straddlers" and conversed till the sun set.
Mike, is the man.
She, feeling so attracted, walked over and grasped his "lady straddlers" and conversed till the sun set.
Mike, is the man.
by GiggidyOhhYea March 14, 2008
Get the lady straddlers mug.An extreme tactical act whereby the male leads the female into the back corner of the cinema and initiates some touching he swiftly transitions and pokes around in her pocket
by garygl1tter January 14, 2017
Get the Cinema Strategy mug.The Turkey Strategy is when you get fully wasted on Wild Turkey and still (despite your complete incoherant and whispering ramblings) manage to win at obline board games.
by Sweettommy September 23, 2021
Get the turkey strategy mug.Otherwise known as MLS, a universal and ancient strategy used by students everywhere. It is planned on MSN one day before the execution of the plan, and involves not doing the work set for that day. If enough students have not done the work, then the teacher will be convinced that the work s/he set was too hard for the time given, and will therefore be forced to give an extension.
On MSN:
Tim: "Hey, have you done the English homework set for tomorrow?"
Zack: "No, of course not. We're trying out for the mass laziness strategy. Just don't do the homework, and we'll get an extension."
Time: "Yeah, good idea!"
Tim: "Hey, have you done the English homework set for tomorrow?"
Zack: "No, of course not. We're trying out for the mass laziness strategy. Just don't do the homework, and we'll get an extension."
Time: "Yeah, good idea!"
by Beastly Cock November 8, 2009
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