stoating

Staying in, being boring and middle-aged before your time.

Are you coming to the party tonight?

No, I'm stoating.

by Mr Maggot May 25, 2005

Ride it like you stole it

A phrase used by a sensitive convict that beats off to playing Grand Theft Auto while blasting Taylor Swift in the background.

Him: oh yea, girl.

Ride it like you stole it....

For real tho because I really did steal this.

by fiercetigeress October 5, 2016

Soltero Ring

A ring of which is worn by Married guys whom at night when they go out to party with their fupo friends, tend to remove the ring so they can appear single. However, its been known that having a soltero ring on your right pinky means you are married to a homosexual and remove it when you go out with friends to pretend that you are straight.

David- Oye ay viejas here at the club.
Lucho- Yes sir,
David- Ok.im taking off my soltero ring

Example 2
Jimmy- Oye are we going out tonite with the fellas
Lucho- I think so.
Jimmy- Kool beans, please remind me to remove the soltero ring from my pinky

by Fupo LDC April 16, 2008

slolt

originated as a misspelling of "lol"; now referring to anything that is loltacular beyond the scope of lol or any of its derivatives.

"Dude, listen to the Black Parade, it's an awesome album!"

"SLOLT! Are you fucking kidding me? It's terrible!"

by Xlephier Prime May 1, 2008

smoltrap

a twitter trap that was born a fully functioning male that parades its womanly body all over twitter for its 14k+ followers

yo you hear about that nigga smoltrap
yeah hes the hottest girl on the block

by gothgal May 26, 2018

Stole On

When a NTer takes it from the back.

Dirty got stole on.

by NT March 8, 2004

stolten

when a relative watches you lick a dog while they stretch themselves outrageously

I was gonna go over to gradpa's house but grandpa wanted me to stolten.

by Anonymous October 10, 2003