A shy kid who doesn’t burst out in conversations and likes to disappear whenever he can. An Awesome superhero, but honestly his friends are a lot better. This kid will always have amazing friends to help him get out of situations. He is also a huge flirt, but only with one girl in his life. He is really loyal and won’t give on anything until it’s finally finished.
Stealth: Two months Andy! You are going to be grounded for two solid months! Do you realize how lonely I’m going to be!
by MD Jules November 14, 2020
Get the Stealthmug. 1: Maybe you should write a stealth help book
2: Pastor: God is a master at the art of stealth help.
2: Pastor: God is a master at the art of stealth help.
by TheEpicN00b August 20, 2011
Get the Stealth Helpmug. A strange Dutch variation of a StealthLobster...However this version has 1 extra chromosome, making it somewhat different..
Bob "Look at that guy playing playstation on the couch"
Joe "Wow, ive never seen a StealthLobster like that before it must be a Stealth-Lobster"
Joe "Wow, ive never seen a StealthLobster like that before it must be a Stealth-Lobster"
by StealthLobster November 6, 2009
Get the Stealth-Lobstermug. A stealth bomber is where you cum inside of a girl, pull out and then act like you're finishing, but you already did.
by ne0virginstealer November 30, 2011
Get the Stealth Bombermug. The tucking, removing, or general hiding of security ID's in a place of employment that requires name badges be displayed. This act is done during extended bathroom breaks, as not to be identified under the stall partition.
by ~TheLuckyOne13~ June 11, 2014
Get the Stealth Evacuationmug. A stealth retirement is when you are currently working but have plans to retire or just retired. Although you still work, you operate as if you are retired. You are planning your last steps such as selling company stocks, looking for private equity liquidity, planning income needs, or have fuck you money and work for fun.
This may be done to hide from your wife and kids, or — as part of a marketing strategy — to manage your public image around friends and neighbors. The phenomenon is well known in Los Angeles because the weather is good. Normally a person would only operate in stealth retirement mode for the first couple of years. As coworkers get curious why you go on such long vacations of weeks at a time. And, neighbors get curious why your lawn is perfectly maintained and green all year round, no weeds.
"Most stealth retirees say they are in stealth retirement because they are bored. This can be a risk if the wife and kids find out because you can easily become the family bus driver."
This may be done to hide from your wife and kids, or — as part of a marketing strategy — to manage your public image around friends and neighbors. The phenomenon is well known in Los Angeles because the weather is good. Normally a person would only operate in stealth retirement mode for the first couple of years. As coworkers get curious why you go on such long vacations of weeks at a time. And, neighbors get curious why your lawn is perfectly maintained and green all year round, no weeds.
"Most stealth retirees say they are in stealth retirement because they are bored. This can be a risk if the wife and kids find out because you can easily become the family bus driver."
Where's Jeff at, I thought he was coming into to work this week? I guess he's in stealth retirement, maybe he'll be back next week or so.
by jmar42 August 25, 2022
Get the Stealth Retirementmug. by tyronethecoon May 26, 2018
Get the Stealth Pipemug.