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Stafford Connecticut

A piece of shit hick town in the middle of fucking nowhere that deserves to fucking die.
Guy One: " Hey do you live in Stafford Connecticut."

Guy Two: "Yeah."

Guy One: "Kill yourself."
by I am not Jesus June 12, 2013
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Hypixel staff

Hypixel staff are one of the most retarded people ever, thinking Aim Assist is "use at your own risk" and not bannable cause cheating is legit
guy 1: Man Zuiy was a legit player!
guy 2: Bro Zuiy used aimmassist but it was use at your own risk so hes legit According to the Hypixel staff!
by faithfulbhopper132 June 25, 2018
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Stead

A place where someone who is not you lives.
Leave his stead! It's not yours!
by T-Jayzel April 14, 2005
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staffordshire bull terrier

Since the dangerous dogs act staffordshire bull terrriers (also known as staffies or staffs)have replaced the pitbull terrier as the most chavvy dog. (see chav) Even though they look fierce they are pussies just like the chavs themselves.
Chav walking down road with a staffy by his side. You run up to him kick the dog and they will both sprint off at full pace with the chav shouting "MUMMY MUMMY" (he will probably return some minutes later with his friend on a moped in shorts and a burberry hat.
by Mastaman July 4, 2005
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Seafart

Variant of the word Cuntfart, originating from the shorthand version: "C Fart", yet having something in common with the smell of the ocean
We were sitting down to dinner, and she let go a Seafart
by teatswith August 21, 2003
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Stead-Pollard Rating

This is a system for rating both men and women. Simply rate the individual on each of the following points (each worth 1 point) , then add all the points and you have a fool-proof rating out of 10!

1. Face

2. Smile

3. Tits

4. Arse

5. Legs

6. Personality

7. Intelligent

8. Slutiness Scale (Too slutty < 1, If to frigid < 1)

9. Drinking Ability (If d takes to many drink to get drunk < 1, if gets drunk to easily < 1)

10. An Overall Physical Attractiveness (including tan, fashion, etc)
Guy 1: "I dont know if i should go for this chick?"

Guy 2: "Have you rated her using the Stead-Pollard Rating?"

Guy 1: "OH! Of course! I will do that right now!"

Face = 1

Smile = 0.5

Tits = 1

Arse = 0

Legs = 0.5

Personality = 1

Intelligent = 0.5

Slutiness Scale = 1

Drinking Ability = 0.5

An Overall Physical Attractiveness = 0.5

Total = 6.5

Guy 1: "thats good enough for me!"
by Anonymous Co. October 25, 2011
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Beer Staffing

Using cans, you drink a beer and once it's finished you add a fresh brew on top of the empty can and just keep going till you have the biggest "staff" in town. "Team help" can be called to help duck-tape your fresh brews onto your old ones. Once your a champion you will have to move to the picnic tables to drink out of your staff, once you've reached this level your a staff champ.
Ex: Oliver and Scott always have the biggest staffs around during beer staffing, Beck just can't compete.

" team help "

*beer staff hiking is the best activity.
* Watch-out for punishing farts in the morning.
by BIGDADDY88888 October 22, 2009
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