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death by chocolate starfish

n. A truly revolting, nauseous guff. Capable of really making squeamish people shout soup!
Ugh, that's fucking disgusting. Its like death by chocolate starfish.
by nuttershamrockshinboner July 10, 2023
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Starfish

When women’s asshole is nice and tight , it looks like a fighting starfish.
As I had Christine laying on her back, knees up and pleasuring her orally , I could see the angry starfish stared at me for attention. So I then played with the starfish with my tongue.
by Good smile,,great fucker December 21, 2023
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Starfish

A derogatary word men typically use for sexual partners that they are not able to bring to orgasm.

A term men launch at others in an attempt to deflect their own inadequacy at pleasing sexual partners.

Often used by males who are raping someone, even within marriage.
I didn't offer foreplay or give her an orgasm and then she had the audacity to lie there like a starfish while I jackhammered her for 20 minutes.
by Ancora Imparo August 31, 2023
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starfish slurpee

When you feed your partner laxatives until they have liquid shit. Turn them upside down stick a straw in their chocolate starfish and enjoy your Starfish Slurpee.
Yo sheila was so plugged needed a colon cleanse, so we gave her a starfish slurpee
by dabatrin February 10, 2018
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Starfishing

When one lays spread-Eagle and naked due to heat exhaustion
Kim was starfishing on the bed after a day spent sweating in the sun
by culluchi July 19, 2016
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Starfish shooting stars

When you are trying so hard to push a shit, you hold your breath until your face is red and you about pass the F out resulting in seeing stars.
I ate and drank so much over the past few days I was in the shitter at work until my starfish shooting stars
by Erich Miller March 2, 2021
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Starfish

A slang term for butthole in the words of John Cena aka PeaceKeeper
I got a rash on my Starfish
by Jaketheduck April 17, 2022
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