Starfisher

Noun. Typically applied to a male in the active pursuit of Muddy Starfish. These will typically be used in recipes served bland with a side of dingleberry or first tenderized and then roasted with a slow burn that can cause unpleasant side effects years later as most starfish are venomous.

Nobody is sure what causes the Starfisher to become quite so attached to his occupation, upon employment about half of all Starfishers seem to dive right in and take so much pride in their position that they flaunt its differences from other postings as flamboyantly as possible. The defense of his position is so widely known it is often colloqualized as being butt-hurt.

Ever since Roolo became a Starfisher, he does nothing except send mixed signals when offered any other opportunity. It's like he makes it his purpose in life to convince others that they should quit their jobs and become Starfishers!

by Willius Kensington Clarksbury November 19, 2019

Starfish

Someone who's a little slow, whether physically, mentally, or spiritually.

"I'm sorry but I just can't deal with him today, he is always starfished out."
"your brother is such a starfish"

by youcanttunafish June 18, 2025

Brown starfish

After fisting someone’s asshole, you pull your hand out and smack their ass with an open hand ⭐️

Very common to leave immediately after.

I gave Patrick a brown starfish and then left him handcuffed to his bed.

by B&B2021 July 24, 2021

starfish

Having no brain. Slang for being dumb.

Why am I being a starfish over simple things?

Stop being a starfish and answer the problem already!

by Keikeikeikeikei April 6, 2022

Starfish Turnover

Where your partner grabs you by the rim of your asshole and twists it

Girl 1: You'll never guess what I just did to that cute guy yesterday
Girl 2: What did you do?
Girl 1: I gave him that Starfish Turnover
Girl 2: Poggers, bitch

Cute Guy: I got that starfish turnover
Everybody: EPIC, YOU ARE A LEGEND

by Jorbo67\ June 18, 2024

death by chocolate starfish

n. A truly revolting, nauseous guff. Capable of really making squeamish people shout soup!

Ugh, that's fucking disgusting. Its like death by chocolate starfish.

by nuttershamrockshinboner July 10, 2023

Starfish

When women’s asshole is nice and tight , it looks like a fighting starfish.

As I had Christine laying on her back, knees up and pleasuring her orally , I could see the angry starfish stared at me for attention. So I then played with the starfish with my tongue.

by Good smile,,great fucker December 21, 2023