squeeze play

the dastardly efforts of a woman to injure a penis located inside of her through excessive force exerted by her kegel muscles

Julia tried to pull a squeeze play on me last night, but I thwarted her efforts with a strategically inserted anal plug.

by Joyce Jamesson January 29, 2008

squeeze my toe and call me puppet

A phrase used to sybolize shock or suprize.

squeeze my toe and call me puppet...i slept with a man!!!

by X3n April 3, 2006

squeegie

1)A tool used to clean Windows
2)Used to describe a person, usually a young person, who is immaturely amusing

"You are Such a Squeegie Julia"

by C.May June 26, 2004

squeeze job

Just like hand job, except harder.

Person #1 gave gave Person #2 a squeeze job by accident when they meant to give them a hand job.

by Captain Jones September 7, 2005

squeegee boy

Someone who cleans up after the money shot.

Shawn knew he hit the big time when he got called to be the squeegee boy for a bukkake scene.

by aa1123 May 8, 2011

Seismic Squeeze

To forcefully take a human or an object between your legs and squeeze them as hard as you can.

I seismic squeezed your mom in bed last night.

by NICK AND GARRET July 4, 2007

purple squeeze

An intense action similar to the titty twister involving grabbage of a handful of skin around the nipple and proceeding to twist. One of the more painful experiences one can have. (often involves the element of surprise or the victim being held down)

Larry: Hey, what's a purple squeeze?
Moe: Sounds like someone's asking for it
*Curly grabs Larry's arms from behind and larry is left struggling for help as his man-breasts are grabbed and tortured*
Moe: PURPLE SQUEEZE!!!

by AndThenSome December 18, 2007