Jizz-Spike

Nick name for dumbasses named Austin who spike their hair with gel

"Hey Jizz-Spike, stop buying so many Snap-On tools"
"Fucking up again Jizz-Spike?"

by Jassuncle February 22, 2022

mud spike

A common word for pooping in an area where there is no soil readily available, such as Antartica.

The professor grew a large mud spike outside his tent. It was froze solid in just two minutes!!

by Butch the fisherman June 25, 2003

Spike the doich

To smoke weed subtly. “Spike” meaning smoke, “doich” meaning weed

You want to meet up later and spike the doich *wink wink*

by Staarbucks June 18, 2022

Spiked his Gel

The act in which a man (for any variety of reasons) gains access to someone’s home bathroom in order to ejaculate Semen into their gel bottle. This will give the recipients hair a unique hold and often times result in white crusty flakes on the hair.

After using spiked Gel, Todd’s hair had a strong hold and also white hue to it. He has no idea I spiked his gel while he was out late.

by Chris G-Ray February 12, 2020

Spike

A wonderful Handsome person <33

“Spike is one of the best people I have met”

by anonymous June 13, 2022

women with spikes

a girl who wants you to drain you; a girl who kills in the inside

dang dude you got a women with spikes

by Shawn13 September 21, 2016

Mike Spike

When you and your best bro poke each other in the penis with thumb tacks repeatedly.

Person 1 "My dick is still cut from that Mike Spike last week"
Person 2 "You're welcome"

by Sloppy Seth October 20, 2017