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donelian spanking

The act of spanking one's testicles with a spatula for sexual pleasure, and sometimes self punishment.
Pronounced DOE-NEE-LEE-AN
Man: I gave myself a Donelian Spanking last night.
Woman: Leave me alone you freak! I'm calling the police!
by Marty Mac Ass Farty May 21, 2022
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Vermont spanking

When you spank the booty with an inverted middle finger, penitrating the anus at the same time
Keep it up and ima pull your pants down and give you a Vermont spanking.
by NorthernKnight March 17, 2022
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Spank Bank

Sexually arousing images and/or scenarios stored in one's memory to help one achieve greater pleasure during masturbation or sex.
I saw a deer carcass on the side of the road today. That's definitely going into the spank bank!
by Wankoffski February 26, 2023
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Colombian spanking

The punishment performed by Colombian parents where upon coffee is spilled upon a body part of a child.
Person A: "My parents gave me a Colombian spanking the other day and it still burns my heart."
Person B: "Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayuuuummmmm!"
by TheDWare April 25, 2017
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birthday spanking

An old birthday tradition where you are spanked one smack per year of life plus one more “to grow on”. There are different variations where you may receive “a pinch to grown an inch” or “a sock to grow a block”.

Parents or close friends normally pull your pants down and give it to you on your bare butt, over their knee. Teachers that still carry on this tradition will put you over their knee in front of the class.

This used to be very commonly done at childrens’ birthday parties as part of the activities. Usually a sibling or cousin would hold you down while everyone at the party took turns spanking you over your clothing.
1. Mom: Happy Birthday! Pull your pants down and over my knee for your birthday spanking!
Son: Come on mom! I’m too old for this!
Mom: Don’t make me get the spoon, honey!

Smack! “One”

Smack! “Two”

Smack! “Three”
…..

SMACK! “And one to grow on”
“OWW!”
by redcaboose May 24, 2023
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spanking season

spank the people that have a dinglo larger than 1 cm
by katzvu October 10, 2021
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Shark spanked

The sexual act in which an individual will bite and then immediately spank the same area on another person.
Brad: dude last night she shark spanked me!

Ricky: no way! I can speak Spanish, which will help me in business!
by Ljbarrett June 30, 2016
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