Bekah: OMG you know that guy I took home from the bar last night ? His penis was at least 12 inches.
Sara: I’ve never even heard of someone with a shlong that big. He must be the son of Ron.
Sara: I’ve never even heard of someone with a shlong that big. He must be the son of Ron.
by Chinookpilot69 May 03, 2021
The son of a MILF whose actual name is forever meaningless, overshadowed by his mother's beautiful mommaries.
...I'm about to say hello when I notice she's holding a bundled blanket, and sure enough I see Son of MILF, sucking on her beautiful mommaries in broad daylight.
by RedMist September 21, 2010
The sexist man alive. His mom is named Beth and that makes your son the sexist, coolest, and funniest man alive.
by Hazxrd December 28, 2020
Sons of Steel is the name of a Fantasy Football team that was created to try to instill fear into other teams in the league. Though like the team it pays homage to the Pittsburgh Steelers, they are just the laugh of the league. Also like the Pittsburgh Steelers, this team has perfected the art of Shitting the Bed.
Guy 1 "I named my team the sons of steel cause I'm tough"
Guy 2 "Your team ain't nothing more than bed shitters"
Guy 2 "Your team ain't nothing more than bed shitters"
by Eskimo-Brother April 25, 2016
Sons of Steel is the name of a very weak fantasy football team. A team that has never won anything.
A team that's excited to receive a participation award.
A team that's excited to receive a participation award.
Sons of Steel........HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
by Eskimo-Brother April 22, 2016
Someone who isn't their dad's biological child but thinks they are. Typically used as an insult to imply this without actually knowing.
He's the milkman's son.
by DaZuhalter November 22, 2021
A son who helps who he’s living with, with every day to day things. It is considered and occupation and is nothing compared to those working minim wage jobs for a house son can get paid as much as 3x a day.
Denise: Jeremiah is a house son? What’s that?
Jeremiah’s Mother: Yes, he helps out around the house and with anything that needs to be done. He gets paid very well.
Jeremiah’s Mother: Yes, he helps out around the house and with anything that needs to be done. He gets paid very well.
by JayC1994 January 02, 2018