soggy bats

When someone's has soft punches

"You have soggy bats"

by Leah Charles worth July 29, 2017

Soggy Shiitake

fresh out of a wet extra moist super hot steaming shower, the fingers are extra pruned, the balls shriveled and textured delightfully. You then begin to suck, suck the life out of the pruned digits and balls.

I love a good soggy shiitake after I scrub the dirt out of my fingers and the fuzz out of my toes.

by morgballs March 4, 2023

soggy tug

when your dick has been in bath water for a long time and your girl comes over and gives you a blowjob

Man i just got out of the shower and got a soggy tug

by TuggyWuggy69 September 14, 2017

Soggy Tumbleweed

When oral sexy is being preformed by a male (or female) with a large beard, and the partner that is receiving the oral (male or squirting female) cums into their partner's beard. Making the said beard a sticky, soggy messy that resembles a tumbleweed that has been rained on.

Honey, you came all over my beard again... It looks like a soggy tumbleweed.

by pusiwillow May 10, 2015

Soggy Muffing

A sexual move when a group of men take a muffin and masturbate all over it and the last person to masturbate on it has to shove it up his ass

"Bill you lost now you have to put the muffin in your ass, you know the rules of soggy muffing!"

by phillipejosecarlosludacrispabl April 25, 2010

soggy tulip

A group of bear lumbersexual men wearing wooden clogs in a field of tulips as they circle jerk onto a twink dressed as a tulip.

Dutch people love soggy tulips

by Misstastee June 2, 2018

Soggy Poggy

When you release your smooth ejaculate in her ass and spread her cheeks so hard her asshole makes an O resembling the Pog Man

Jaquis: Hey wanna try the Soggy Poggy?
Kyle III: I will shoot you
Jaquis: Go ahead daddy

by Non Long Shlong March 16, 2021