Soggy Mess

1. Vagina (derogatory)

2. A messy sexual accident, such as becoming 'over-excited'.

3. The aftermath. (S'allamsayin')

NB not to be confused with Soggy Sesh, which is either the appreciation of a Soggy Mess or the act of making a Soggy Mess.

1. Oh, it's a bit of a Soggy Mess./ Her vagina is such a Soggy Mess.

2. Don't make a Soggy Mess./ Oh shite, I made a Soggy Mess.

3. We left such a Soggy Mess in the backseat of her car.

Soggy Mess by Anti-vagina activist. April 25, 2010

soggy high 

When you get absolutely fucked off cannabis and he high is coming down and all you wanna do is nap.

Bro, I smoked some big ole doinks then 3 hours later I was soggy high

soggy high by Big D J November 26, 2017

soggy lemon 

The act of placing lemon juice on chicken and feeding it to your dog

Jasis that was gas lovely soggy lemon

soggy lemon by AdamMooneyLovesCock February 19, 2018

soggy burtram 

First find a Burtram then get six mates. everyone jacks of and nuts into the Burtrams ass ( doesn't need to be named Burtram ) the last one to nut has to drink the nut out of the Bertrams ass. This is an act done out of pure testosterone and is not homosexual in any means and every man participating must say no homo before the act of soggy Burtram.

"hey soggy burtram at my place at six" "nice dude no homo" "no homo"

soggy burtram by Xwarm February 25, 2018

soggy potatoes 

An old mans' saggy ballsack after he accidentally pisses on himself, because he has parkinsons disease and cant hold his penis steady.

soggy potatoes are a really good thing to help that old guy with

soggy potatoes by gayniggapoop March 12, 2020

Soggy Moggy 

When you take a handful of paper - preferably toilet paper - and run it under a hot/cold tap with the intention of throwing it.

"Brian was taking a piss when he got soggy moggy'd by a group of boys."

Soggy Moggy by lja90 November 1, 2009

soggy nacho 

soggy nacho meaning a moist or wet vagina.

while eating dinner marc and rachel were sharing nachos.the salsa made some soggy and thats how the word came about.

rachel was touched down below and this made her have a soggy nacho.

soggy nacho by marc and rachel July 31, 2010