Person 1: “wanna do a shot?”
Person 2: “I can’t I’m Las Vegas sober, let’s do a line in the bathroom though!”
Person 2: “I can’t I’m Las Vegas sober, let’s do a line in the bathroom though!”
by oglimekiller March 31, 2025
Get the Las Vegas sobermug. When you claim to be clean but you’re chain-smoking through dinner, crushing benzos with the base of a wine bottle you “don’t know who brought,” and insisting you’re sober because you haven’t touched aguardente since your cousin’s funeral; even though you don’t remember leaving the funeral or why your shirt still smells like chapel incense and bile.
by JaMcDP June 27, 2025
Get the Portuguese Sobermug. Big Sober refers to the multinational organization of media conglomerates and national government agencies to defraud and discriminate harmless booze cruisers. It is widely theorized to be propagated by anti-fun billionaires such as George Soros and Bill Gates.
Booze Cruiser 1: “Hey, did you know that 70% of all accidents are caused by sober drivers?”
Booze Cruiser 2: “I’ll bet Big Sober doesn’t want us to know that, good thing we’re wasted!”
Booze Cruiser 2: “I’ll bet Big Sober doesn’t want us to know that, good thing we’re wasted!”
by Hugh Jackmen April 14, 2023
Get the Big Sobermug. by prosvsjoesamronstbrown April 1, 2025
Get the Sobermug. When you’re goofy enough to count how many A&A talks you have on YouTube. And pretend you don’t think you’re better and smarter than everyone else but you really still tug old men for gabbys
by Jeanines plus1 September 4, 2022
Get the super sobermug. when you’re under the influence and encountered by someone who’s not supposed to know.. all of a sudden you feel sober
by greenbeansyes4 September 17, 2022
Get the scared sobermug. Sober New Year's was created by POP Buchanan the founder of Sober is Dope. It was created as a book to bring focus to how to use New Year's Resolutions to Stay Clean and Sober.
by Sober POP October 30, 2024
Get the Sober New Year'smug.