by protocoldroid June 21, 2004

by Dustin the Pimp September 4, 2003

A middle aged man, ordinarily wearing an earring, and driving a cab.... often times while giving head to teenage boys
a/k/a The hardest of hard money lenders.
a/k/a The hardest of hard money lenders.
I was driving home from work yesterday and i saw Gary the Pole Smoker with that small vietnamese boy again
by dirty darrell October 16, 2008

A person who peforms multiple blowjobs in a sustained fashion, usually in one sitting and with multiple partners. Typically an oral-crazed vixen who just wants to consume jizz and is willing to substitute man-juice for a nutritious meal.
"Did you ever wonder if puppeteers are just a bunch of chain bone smokers, hiding under those damn tables all the time?"
by JGHanover November 16, 2007

A person that uses Nicotine patches constantly instead of using cigarettes. They may claim they are not addicted to smoking but are addicted to the patches.
by SingleCelledPsyk November 24, 2016

Anal sex without a condom or lubricant as hard and fast as possible for extended periods of time, such that the friction causes the meat to smoke.
She let me fuck her ass in the parking lot so I raw dogged it without lube and it turned into a Montreal Meat Smoker
by EJamesOz September 2, 2021

by Rightinyourmind January 5, 2019
