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small vanilla tootsie roll

Originally from a Saturday Night Live episode.

Slang word for any white male who has a small penis who participates in a nude activity such as skinny-dipping. Often done by white males who think their penis is of big or average size.
I have no idea why John played strip poker with the girls, his small vanilla tootsie roll isn't going to impress them.
by Trent Easton May 22, 2006
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small loan

A small loan usually starts off at $1 million. Small loans sometimes are given to washed up managers, and generally memed politicians.
"It was hard for me, it was hard, I grew up in Brooklyn. Y'know, my father gave me a small loan of a million dollars..." Donald Trump
by Uber Idiotic Idiot September 8, 2016
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small penis complex

A male who is tall with brown hair, very controlling and egotistical, puts down other guys that he doesn't know. He tends to say things like " 3 inches is average" when we all know that's not true. He tends to drive Yukon Denali and thinks he's better then everyone else with his parents money.
by Guyyouhate August 29, 2016
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Small Willy

An obnoxious bloke who just can’t take the hint and needs to tone down his ‘nobility’ a notch.
He has a small willy because he uses all his dick in his personality.
by wordsofwisdom22 September 10, 2019
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small balls

In the game of pool, the big balls are the stripes, as opposed to the solids, which are called small balls. One can imagine that the solid-colored balls look smaller than the stripes, although they are all identical except in appearance.
Terry sank the four ball first, so he called small balls. (the four ball is a solid).
by weentard2000 September 7, 2007
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Small penis Refugee

Small penis Refugee's are western white men whose penises are smaller then average thus they flee to asian countries in order to find a female whom will not disapprove of their size.

Having a disappointing love life in their home countries and inability to please their fellow women, they flee to countries such as China, South Korea, Japan and Thailand. Once in their adopted countries they are willing to forego a more comfortable lifestyle backhome knowing they can find a woman whom will accept their small penises as average maybe even above average.

These men typically losers back home take on a whole new persona believing they are some kind of sex god. They often also believe they are good at dancing and dance on tables only to have other westerners and africans laugh at them.
Paul from Kingston has had a very embarrassing sex life being told their ex boyfriends were bigger and even once being laughed at and flat out dumped at the site of his tiny penis.

Fed up Paul took a teaching job in Xiamen China in which he met a girl named ling bo who accepted his small penis and they lived happily ever after. thus being one of many small penis refugees
by some dude1991 June 18, 2011
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Small Sally

Opposite of Big Ben, mostly used in Hetalia reference for Arthur's small dick.
Person 1: I saw a tiny dick on tinychat.
Person 2: Small Sally?
Person 3: Yep. Must have been Arthur.
by buffsbuddy August 12, 2010
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