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slug monster

i) a general analogy for all things terrible and horrendous in nature.
1) ripping someones shit out by sticking your arm elbow deep in their face is a type of "slug monstering".

2) If a child is vampiric then by law you must axe their throats. This is another manner of slug monstering someone. Or SM'ing their shit.
by Kade/Sarah February 18, 2008
mugGet the slug monstermug.

slug & lettuce

Derived from establishment frequented by females of a certain class for the purposes of consuming large quantities of sweet alcoholic beverages in order to ease the process of finding a suitable partner to procreate with. Commonly used to describe a particularly slutty drunken behaviour.
We went to this bar last night, and Jessica has gone totally slug & lettuce.
by Tish & Justin August 23, 2006
mugGet the slug & lettucemug.

slug wrestling

Slug wrestling is when you are camping in a tent and you are in your sleeping bag, and you wrestle without your legs and arms, just the bag.
Hey Kerri, it's cold outside, do you wanna do some slug wrestling?
Sure!
by Slugwrestler69 October 28, 2017
mugGet the slug wrestlingmug.

Slug Trails

When a man becomes intimately involved with a woman he will then after sex produce Slug Trails which are also known as Cum Stains.
Ex. #1 Dude, I totally left Kim with Slug Trails all over her belly.
by Dienasty13 May 3, 2009
mugGet the Slug Trailsmug.

Couch Slug

post coital vaginal and seminal fluid left behind by a naked woman who sits on a couch.
“Norah you dirty slut, you left a greasy couch slug on my new futon!”
by #1506 November 11, 2012
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slug bites

Tender —and very tiny— kisses or nibbling, using the very outside part of the lips to "bite", and gently tug the skin of your loved one (or anonymous sexual partner).
"Man, it was hot ... first we kissed normally, and then she gave me slug bites on my inner thighs. I was seriously boned".
by wordbird June 29, 2006
mugGet the slug bitesmug.

slug trailed

Where a woman rides your face and leaves a magnificent trail of goo across it. It feels like a huge, Amazonian giant jungle slug has crawled round your face.
"That chick is so horny. Last night she rode my face and slug trailed me!"
by Wizards Sleeve August 6, 2006
mugGet the slug trailedmug.

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